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@ez-whip.bsky.social
This sign I made a few years ago to hang on my door as a reminder before I leave the house
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Damn!
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sick! New Media Day! I love getting deliveries from the wizards of Oz, @umbrellaent.bsky.social #DogmaResurrected
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Seriously! I just found the first 4 volumes of Martin Scorsese’s World Cinema Project at one of my local library systems. Even on sale that's ~$400 of media that I can just borrow with no collateral above simply living here. Thanks, Libraries ❤️ That'll keep me out of trouble for many, many hours.
When we talk about physical media, we are often only taking about personal collections but a big part of shunning the current digital ecosystem is supporting your local library. Not just for print books and periodicals but for movies, games and other medias too. Get. A. Library. Card.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I must've first watched Leaving Las Vegas at an impressionable age because during a current re-watch I was surprised about how much of Cage's character I had absorbed. The same thing happened re-watching the Max Headroom series with Chris Young's character.
Oscar-winning LEAVING LAS VEGAS, starring Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue, is now on 4K. An alcoholic screenwriter finds solace with an escort when their unexpected encounter leads to a compassionate bond amidst the gritty world. gruv.com/products/lea...
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Thanks for the skin start, Mom!
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Tip: Your mother will craft the first skin on the outside of your body, but after that, it's up to you.
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I didn't understand why James Cameron was burning so many resources on the Avatar movies until I learned he directed Piranha 2 before The Terminator. Piranha 2 is where he started getting experience filming ships and filming under water. He didn't really care about some shitty creature movie sequel;
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy McRib season for those who celebrate!
I having the legend for dinner. It's time for my annual McRib #mcdonalds #mcrib
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I hope they all fail on Black Friday so I can get the national general strike I asked Santa for.
bring back http. no one corporation should control an entire layer of the internet
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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bring back http. no one corporation should control an entire layer of the internet
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I saw Tron: Ares in Dolby 3D a few days after it was released. I got what I paid for: Dazzling visuals and audio. But the story and the thesis is trash. "Hey, Mouseketeers! You don't need to worry so much about A.I. There's bound to be a good one once in a while."
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
And belly-button-height power outlets every 5 feet (minimum!)
all rooms should come with at least 60 linear feet of shelving plus at least 2 closets. it's 2025 we have too much stuff now. give us the shelves
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Next Crudbump album title?
I installed this on my sink and it comes out and grabs your dick if you try to pee in the sink
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social 's brain but this is a rare, ill-conceived idea if you consider the number of people who primarily use social media as a potty time distraction
all posts should be Bluesky Labeled with how the poster currently smells. the phone should smell them and tell us
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Stop tryna get in my phone, creeps
DO YOU HAVE THE APP? YOU SHOULD GET THE APP! YOU KNOW THEY HAVE COUPONS ON THE A

I do not care. I am ordering food. i am a somewhat civilized human being. Please stop trying to solder together whichever of my neurons you think will make me run a tracking device to get a big mac
November 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy Yak Shaving Day to all who celebrate ♥️🪒
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Whoa! The guy from @rifftrax.com Frozen Scream is running for school board. #LoveAndImmortality #AnnAnnAnnAnnAnnAnn #Year6969
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Thanks for the new percussion patch, insurance lizard cousin
October 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One of my most reviled words: lessen(ed). I think it bothers me because it doesn't have symmetry. There's no antonym that makes sense. Please use "decrease" instead 🙏
September 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I just backed We Don't Live on the Surface Anymore - A Solo-Journaling RPG on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/sti...
We Don't Live on the Surface Anymore - A Solo-Journaling RPG
A solo-journaling TTRPG for after the end of the world.
www.kickstarter.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Thanks for the new desktop wallpaper <3
September 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Anybody else feel an irrational amount of satisfaction when their machines randomly perform beautiful geometric symmetrical (geosymmetrical?) patterns?
September 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM