Cryptic post is cryptic.

Where's my preorder though 😜

Philando radicalized me.

That's for Billy Corgan

I mean, it makes sense. They all have to license the titles from the same place and, unless you're Amazon or Apple, there probably aren't any discounts

Damn, I like those services and I thought using them helped libraries. I guess all streaming services are bastards except my Plex server. Viva blu-ray!

I meant Grok. Damnit, another joke ruined by misspelling

Grock's grandpa

That reminds me of the band, Leftöver Crack. That band name always makes me chuckle.

#IHAVEaQUESTION Aren't you worried about a C&D from Criss Angel's lawyers for the blowing garbage bit?

For some reason, this, more than anything else recently, feels like the coal canary has died. RIP objective journalism (and canary).

I blind ordered it based on:
1) It's a Grindhouse release
2) The trailer

Incoherent but sincere films are some of the best shit ever.

🤘I had this shirt printed to wear at a screening. The projectionist came downstairs to tell me how much he liked it. The only other times anybody has approached me to talk about it is at cons or when I'm walking around near indy theaters. Mostly I get the same confused look they give most of my T's

I never got it. Luckily the Rx showed up after I had only missed one dose. Even if the place I'm ordering from doesn't send me a tracking number the USPS automatically sends me all tracking numbers destined for my address. Except this time 🤷‍♂️ It's all really weird

I wait 3 more days; still no tracking number from either the pharmacy or the USPS. I called the pharmacy to see what's up and they said the Rx had shipped 3 days prior. I asked them to send me the tracking number and they said they'll txt me the number and I should get it in a few minutes.

The next day, instead of a tracking number i got an email with a shady-looking link asking me to update my payment method. Obviously I'm not fuckin clicking that link so wait another day to see if the $.97 cleared my credit card. It had cleared.

I did a routine mail-order refill for my blood pressure medication. It usually takes, max, 4 days to get delivered but since it's holiday time I ordered 10 days before running out.

Let's squat in a vacant warehouse together. I'll keep you centered if you recip