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Jaylon Tyson saved my life
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jaylon Tyson saved my life
This Cavs-Rockets matchup might be the worst matchup humanly possible. Cavs are disappointingly mediocre, sure, but if I were building an anti-cavs I'd probably build the Rockets
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Cavs-Rockets matchup might be the worst matchup humanly possible. Cavs are disappointingly mediocre, sure, but if I were building an anti-cavs I'd probably build the Rockets
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December 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Ant with even an ounce of self control is probably the quality of player Ant thinks he is.
December 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ant with even an ounce of self control is probably the quality of player Ant thinks he is.
That should have been a no call but Scott has to feel important to the outcome so
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
That should have been a no call but Scott has to feel important to the outcome so
Most hope I've had about this team all season honestly. Last week I thought this would be a blowout.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Most hope I've had about this team all season honestly. Last week I thought this would be a blowout.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
Also what the fuck does Kenny have against Jarrett Allen???
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Also what the fuck does Kenny have against Jarrett Allen???
The broadcast didn't show that replay challenge even once did they? Lolol I try so hard not to be conspiracy brained but the betting lines on my broadcast make it hard
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The broadcast didn't show that replay challenge even once did they? Lolol I try so hard not to be conspiracy brained but the betting lines on my broadcast make it hard
I swear to god Mitchell Robinson has some sort of ball magnet on his person. All of his tips land only where he can reach, every miss bounces in his direction or 25 feet back to 3
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I swear to god Mitchell Robinson has some sort of ball magnet on his person. All of his tips land only where he can reach, every miss bounces in his direction or 25 feet back to 3
Jaylon Tyson is a starter next year
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Jaylon Tyson is a starter next year
The whole league will be doing long jumps on 3s by 2027 unless the whole concept of the reckless close out changes
December 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The whole league will be doing long jumps on 3s by 2027 unless the whole concept of the reckless close out changes
Glad the Cavs remembered that KAT is a liability on defense. This is matchup that Evan should love.
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Glad the Cavs remembered that KAT is a liability on defense. This is matchup that Evan should love.
I'm gonna have to eat a lot of crow about Sam Merrill. This team looks functional with a real movement shooter and almost totally dead in the water without one.
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm gonna have to eat a lot of crow about Sam Merrill. This team looks functional with a real movement shooter and almost totally dead in the water without one.
That's not a foul, but it's MSG. So.
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That's not a foul, but it's MSG. So.
At least Lonzo is smart enough to pass up a wide open 3 to Bryant. It's completely untenable that he's that bad a shooter but
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
At least Lonzo is smart enough to pass up a wide open 3 to Bryant. It's completely untenable that he's that bad a shooter but
Need to start working on these refs. The Knicks are "fighting through screens" as if they were defensive linemen. There's a Cav flying through the air every possession.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Need to start working on these refs. The Knicks are "fighting through screens" as if they were defensive linemen. There's a Cav flying through the air every possession.
Regressing to the mean against the Knicks on Christmas day? Hell yeah
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Regressing to the mean against the Knicks on Christmas day? Hell yeah
The only thing I want for Christmas is a ban on player/coach close ups with a live ball.
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The only thing I want for Christmas is a ban on player/coach close ups with a live ball.
I have questions and I don't know if I want answers
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I have questions and I don't know if I want answers
Might be time to second screen Cavs games until they get healthy / make a change. This is sad.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Might be time to second screen Cavs games until they get healthy / make a change. This is sad.
Just screaming "no no no" every time Lonzo looks to be lining up a 3. God how I wish he and Isaac were on opposite teams.
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just screaming "no no no" every time Lonzo looks to be lining up a 3. God how I wish he and Isaac were on opposite teams.
Lonzo is passing on open layups. Which is somehow more infuriating than either missing them or not driving at all
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Lonzo is passing on open layups. Which is somehow more infuriating than either missing them or not driving at all
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not to be glib but a lot of discussions about AI will be solved very quick if you just become communist
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
not to be glib but a lot of discussions about AI will be solved very quick if you just become communist
The Cavs are the coldest substance on earth, actually. It is stunning to watch a great shooting team just forget how for an entire month.
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Cavs are the coldest substance on earth, actually. It is stunning to watch a great shooting team just forget how for an entire month.
Why is Craig Porter not shooting open 3s?
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why is Craig Porter not shooting open 3s?