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[aesop rock voice] sinister minnesotans with a suspicious hot dish
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
[aesop rock voice] sinister minnesotans with a suspicious hot dish
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This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
How is Jaylon Tyson. What is happening
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
How is Jaylon Tyson. What is happening
Proctor should get minutes when the team is healthy too. Certainly before Lonzo
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Proctor should get minutes when the team is healthy too. Certainly before Lonzo
Did John Michael forget that Embiid falls over on every possession? Or is he doing a bit? It doesn't sound like a bit.
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Did John Michael forget that Embiid falls over on every possession? Or is he doing a bit? It doesn't sound like a bit.
Only Embiid gets that call. He clearly hits Mobley across the face, simultaneously with Evan, but much harder. And they overturn it for him for some reason.
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Only Embiid gets that call. He clearly hits Mobley across the face, simultaneously with Evan, but much harder. And they overturn it for him for some reason.
Surprise! Lonzo is in the game and he's taking contested threes. I wish I understood
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Surprise! Lonzo is in the game and he's taking contested threes. I wish I understood
I love *this* Cavs team. And I miss saying that
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I love *this* Cavs team. And I miss saying that
The December Cavs are back? Just totally forgetting how to shoot even wide open shots? Awesome. Cool cool cool.
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The December Cavs are back? Just totally forgetting how to shoot even wide open shots? Awesome. Cool cool cool.
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Shameless from Fanduel showing commercials for several minutes rather than this game audio. Not that I'd expect any different from a gambling company.
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Shameless from Fanduel showing commercials for several minutes rather than this game audio. Not that I'd expect any different from a gambling company.
Released in 2008 :)
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January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Released in 2008 :)
Closing with Jarrett Allen, did someone get through to Kenny?? Or is this a fluke?
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Closing with Jarrett Allen, did someone get through to Kenny?? Or is this a fluke?
As I was saying
My working theory is the Cavs are the purest glass cannon that's maybe ever existed. I don't think this machine can survive more then one injury at a time. It's 65 win domination at 95%+ health and Play-In at anything less.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
As I was saying
Cavs forcing the refs to use their whistles. We do love to see it
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Cavs forcing the refs to use their whistles. We do love to see it
My other working theory is that Jarrett Allen gets his power from the fro and he had the audacity to cut it short prior to the season.
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My other working theory is that Jarrett Allen gets his power from the fro and he had the audacity to cut it short prior to the season.
My working theory is the Cavs are the purest glass cannon that's maybe ever existed. I don't think this machine can survive more then one injury at a time. It's 65 win domination at 95%+ health and Play-In at anything less.
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My working theory is the Cavs are the purest glass cannon that's maybe ever existed. I don't think this machine can survive more then one injury at a time. It's 65 win domination at 95%+ health and Play-In at anything less.
Jaylon Tyson saved my life
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jaylon Tyson saved my life
This Cavs-Rockets matchup might be the worst matchup humanly possible. Cavs are disappointingly mediocre, sure, but if I were building an anti-cavs I'd probably build the Rockets
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Cavs-Rockets matchup might be the worst matchup humanly possible. Cavs are disappointingly mediocre, sure, but if I were building an anti-cavs I'd probably build the Rockets
🖨️🔨✊
December 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Ant with even an ounce of self control is probably the quality of player Ant thinks he is.
December 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ant with even an ounce of self control is probably the quality of player Ant thinks he is.
That should have been a no call but Scott has to feel important to the outcome so
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
That should have been a no call but Scott has to feel important to the outcome so
Most hope I've had about this team all season honestly. Last week I thought this would be a blowout.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Most hope I've had about this team all season honestly. Last week I thought this would be a blowout.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
Stop giving Lonzo minutes when Strus is back and let's go win some playoff games.
Also what the fuck does Kenny have against Jarrett Allen???
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Also what the fuck does Kenny have against Jarrett Allen???