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Nev Mair
@eyepatchcyclops.bsky.social
yesterday's nev is the tomorrow's nev of two days ago.
under-the-weather animation student, mayor of unfunnyville
see my unfinished disaster homepage at nevmair.com
I follow people wherever the wind blows me
say what you want about me but there are neurons firing in there. there goes one firing just now, and there goes another one
March 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM
i would tag my tiny-inhale-worthy amateur hour posts as #jokes or #comedy, but unfortunately doing that would suck the funny out of it like a humor vampire and I am an organic (usda certified) funnyman*
March 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
if enough ambitious people go to college to get more knowledge, someday humanity will be able to go to Jupiter to get more stupider
March 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
spice up any boring old R name by adding a silent w like in write or wrench
March 21, 2024 at 5:59 AM
all opinions expressed are my evil twin's
March 21, 2024 at 5:29 AM
go to an art gallery, sniff each painting, & nod contemplatively to give off an aura of enigmatic sophistication
March 21, 2024 at 2:56 AM
you're telling me a ham burged this er?
March 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
(me being questioned by a cop) what are you, a cop?
March 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
it's Vindy! It's Kate! It's the first four pages of Vindy and Kate Are Far Too Late: Voidipelago! #comics
March 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I redesigned my #oc pals Rod and Nellie for Mr. MacGuffin's One-Stop Wondershoppe, a project I've had in the works for a while. I'm not happy with the color schemes, but these are some of my favorite designs for them so far!
March 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
running for president with platform "everyone should spell things weird just because"
March 20, 2024 at 12:00 PM
name your daughter megaphone (pronounced like persephone)
March 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
comedy is all about timing. for instance, making a joke before the concept of language developed would have cut down your humor quotient by at least 21 percent
March 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
forget mascot horror, we're doing ascot horror! (note to self: need to figure out what this means before doing it)
March 19, 2024 at 8:17 PM
things 'nev' could be short for:
- nevin
- nevenka
- never have I ever
- the iNevitable heat death of the universe
- neville
March 19, 2024 at 9:13 AM
>open video titled 'clam digs into sand'
>look inside
>video of clam digging into sand
March 19, 2024 at 7:55 AM
@ the void: maybe I could scream into you and you could scream back? just a fun hangout idea haha
March 19, 2024 at 6:32 AM
spontaneous combustion incidents peaked in the 70s, but I think they ought to make a comeback for whimsy reasons
March 18, 2024 at 6:01 PM
wearing heart print boxers in case someone happens to pull my pants down
March 18, 2024 at 4:37 PM
pretty messed up that just because I think, I am
March 18, 2024 at 3:41 PM
today's nev is the yesterday's nev of tommorow
March 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM