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Ian Reagan
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Writer, filmmaker, comedian, fourth thing.

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Disney investing in OpenAI and allowing their IP to be sued for Sora…

I repeat myself: Why THE FUCK did we go on Strike in 2023 if this shit is still allowed???
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Anyone who is shocked that Somali Americans are absolutely COOKING conservatives with these memes lately clearly never spent any significant time with African Immigrants… they are without a doubt the most lethal jokesters on earth! We owe our lives to them, and their promised land of Minnesota!
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pay very close attention to the diction of these tyrants. Trump says this time that “Lax Migration policies” are to blame. Migration, not immigration. They will try to restrict or more closely monitor movement within the country, including for citizens. Just look at the camera network BPD has.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist here: But is it not even a little suspicious that within a week of a federal judge ordering an end to the NGs Deployment in DC, a terrible double murder happens that then “justifies” the presence of the NG? And that murderer happens to be an immigrant?
Trump is blaming Biden.💁‍♀️
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Me: I’m in my body… straight dys’n it… and by “It” i mean my mophia.

Gf: i…. I just need you to understand, I never know what the fuck you’re talking about… like ever.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This compounds with my often repeated stance that the engagement based algorithm in social media has exacerbated the underlying issues of america’s slide into nationalism 10x. That was probably Zuckerberg’s greatest crime.
Also most voters have just never thought remotely seriously about policy. “Should we get rid of illegal immigrants? Well, of course; they’re illegal!” There’s nothing deeper than that going on until they start seeing what that actually entails.
Some Dems and pundits overread the significance of Trump's win. They looked at dissatisfaction with the border and discerned a seismic cultural reaction to immigration levels inside the country. The former was real. The latter is a mirage.

(h/t @gelliottmorris.com)

newrepublic.com/article/2030...
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me: Why doesn’t anyone else like putting the ketchup directly on the fries?

GF: Because it will get soggy.

Me: Not if you eat them fast enough!

GF, visibly confused and upset: Tell me again why you don’t like milk in your cereal?

Me: Because it will get soggy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
OpenAI wants to build multiple data centers that require 10 gigawatts of power?

It only took 1.21 gigawatts to zap a car BACK IN TIME!!!
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just gunna drop this here for no particular reason:

interglacial.com/pub/text/Umb...
Umberto Eco: "Eternal Fascism: Fourteen Ways of Looking at a Blackshirt"
interglacial.com
September 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
So we’re witnessing the military part of this authoritarian takeover, right? Ain’t this exactly what “The Second Amendment is there for”?

Sic Semper Tyranus, guys… come on. Or is that just when the big bad tyrant is asking you to get a fucking flu shot.
August 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me after telling my co-workers about the HIV+, Homeless, Vietnam Vet, on Heroin that my mom let live with us for a year: What do you mean not everyone had an “AIDS” toilet they weren’t allowed to use?
August 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fun fact, this is essentially how Black Adam was shot.
Disney planned to use AI deepfake technology to put Dwayne Johnson’s face on a body double for the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

Johnson approved the plan but it never went ahead due to data & copyright concerns.

(Source: www.wsj.com/business/med...)
August 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Are we far enough removed from the height of the “Peak TV” trend to admit it was terrible? Like… it was TV for people who hate TV AND it was Movies for people who hate Movies.
July 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
GF: My Dad wrote me a song when I was little and it was so cute!

Me: My Dad once let his cigarette ash get SO LONG while he grumpily tied my shoe that it activated my anxiety disorder watching it grow.
July 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dear Scientist,

Sometimes shit just be like that fr.

Y’all can pack it in.

—A former STEM kid turned mediocre Humanities kid.
July 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Being Batman is such “Adult Son” behavior.
July 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Our Friend, Martin.

A truly unhinged “Historical fiction” I think about almost every day.
Name something you remember watching in this!
July 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Ian Reagan
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June 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Growing up during the Iraq and Afghan Wars, seeing how the adults all behaved and being told/believing “don’t worry each successive generation is smarter!” makes all of this so much more frustrating… because, like, we (GenY/GenZ) were supposed to be smarter, man… wtf happened!?
June 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Ian Reagan
Remember all that “genocide Joe” and “Kamala is a war hawk” shit?

Yeah…psyops. It worked.
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Did anyone else’s parents at multiple times make them sign strange, not legally enforceable contracts riddled with spelling errors?
June 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
“I don’t know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought with… but watch this Drive” —Einstein before rocking a 500ft drive.
June 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM