I repeat myself: Why THE FUCK did we go on Strike in 2023 if this shit is still allowed???
I repeat myself: Why THE FUCK did we go on Strike in 2023 if this shit is still allowed???
Gf: i…. I just need you to understand, I never know what the fuck you’re talking about… like ever.
Gf: i…. I just need you to understand, I never know what the fuck you’re talking about… like ever.
(h/t @gelliottmorris.com)
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GF: Because it will get soggy.
Me: Not if you eat them fast enough!
GF, visibly confused and upset: Tell me again why you don’t like milk in your cereal?
Me: Because it will get soggy.
GF: Because it will get soggy.
Me: Not if you eat them fast enough!
GF, visibly confused and upset: Tell me again why you don’t like milk in your cereal?
Me: Because it will get soggy.
It only took 1.21 gigawatts to zap a car BACK IN TIME!!!
It only took 1.21 gigawatts to zap a car BACK IN TIME!!!
Sic Semper Tyranus, guys… come on. Or is that just when the big bad tyrant is asking you to get a fucking flu shot.
Sic Semper Tyranus, guys… come on. Or is that just when the big bad tyrant is asking you to get a fucking flu shot.
Johnson approved the plan but it never went ahead due to data & copyright concerns.
(Source: www.wsj.com/business/med...)
Me: My Dad once let his cigarette ash get SO LONG while he grumpily tied my shoe that it activated my anxiety disorder watching it grow.
Me: My Dad once let his cigarette ash get SO LONG while he grumpily tied my shoe that it activated my anxiety disorder watching it grow.
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www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/9...
Sometimes shit just be like that fr.
Y’all can pack it in.
—A former STEM kid turned mediocre Humanities kid.
Sometimes shit just be like that fr.
Y’all can pack it in.
—A former STEM kid turned mediocre Humanities kid.
A truly unhinged “Historical fiction” I think about almost every day.
A truly unhinged “Historical fiction” I think about almost every day.
BC LIVE PREMIERES TONIGHT AT 8PM! We’ll be in the chat tonight answering your questions and dishing out behind the scenes details…
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BC LIVE PREMIERES TONIGHT AT 8PM! We’ll be in the chat tonight answering your questions and dishing out behind the scenes details…
Tickets still available here: lnk.to/BCSocials
Yeah…psyops. It worked.
Yeah…psyops. It worked.
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