Express
@expressthewhatever.bsky.social
Kills succulents by day, kills moods by night~
Deer, fennec, miscellaneous.
No minors please
Colorado
Deer, fennec, miscellaneous.
No minors please
Colorado
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I̴̡̙̹̯̩͈͓̰̦̹͒ ̸͍͕͂̾͐̈́͋͝ W̵̭̪͍͂̎Ä̴̢̛͍͖͖̬̰̳̜͚͔́́̈́̆̍́͝Ş̴̘̙̮͙̬̯̦̻̭̑͆͐̅͛̓́̒͆̎N̶̨̺͙̰͕̻̰̆̾͆͝'̵̱̹͕̺̤̹̺̑̓̇͒̇̇̎Ṯ̴̪͘ ̷̢͓̯͖̮͕͕̿̈͑͗̒͗̂͜ͅ D̵͍͈͖̹̯͕̜͛̂͊̄̇͌̅͘Ơ̵̦̪̺̗͇̝̣̝̊̾̔̀̊̈̈N̶̡̖̐̒͛́̀͆E̵̡̩͋͌̔̏̈̉̇͜͝
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I̴̡̙̹̯̩͈͓̰̦̹͒ ̸͍͕͂̾͐̈́͋͝ W̵̭̪͍͂̎Ä̴̢̛͍͖͖̬̰̳̜͚͔́́̈́̆̍́͝Ş̴̘̙̮͙̬̯̦̻̭̑͆͐̅͛̓́̒͆̎N̶̨̺͙̰͕̻̰̆̾͆͝'̵̱̹͕̺̤̹̺̑̓̇͒̇̇̎Ṯ̴̪͘ ̷̢͓̯͖̮͕͕̿̈͑͗̒͗̂͜ͅ D̵͍͈͖̹̯͕̜͛̂͊̄̇͌̅͘Ơ̵̦̪̺̗͇̝̣̝̊̾̔̀̊̈̈N̶̡̖̐̒͛́̀͆E̵̡̩͋͌̔̏̈̉̇͜͝
Whelp. Probably the best picture I’ll ever take with this phone.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Whelp. Probably the best picture I’ll ever take with this phone.
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Found the reference I needed most in the place I least expected it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Found the reference I needed most in the place I least expected it.
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denfur photoshoot with pals pt1!
(when this inevitably gets shared to people's socials I'll make sure to tag 'em, made the rookie mistake of not grabbing bsky handles)
(when this inevitably gets shared to people's socials I'll make sure to tag 'em, made the rookie mistake of not grabbing bsky handles)
September 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
denfur photoshoot with pals pt1!
(when this inevitably gets shared to people's socials I'll make sure to tag 'em, made the rookie mistake of not grabbing bsky handles)
(when this inevitably gets shared to people's socials I'll make sure to tag 'em, made the rookie mistake of not grabbing bsky handles)
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denfur pics pt 2! (tags to come!)
September 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
denfur pics pt 2! (tags to come!)
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denfur shoot pt3, final! (tags to come!)
September 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
denfur shoot pt3, final! (tags to come!)
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It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
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by the cabin balcony
September 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
by the cabin balcony
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Get yourself a partner that will surprise you with a loaf sour dough from your favorite bakery ❤️
June 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Get yourself a partner that will surprise you with a loaf sour dough from your favorite bakery ❤️
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June 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Road trip! :U
🍑 P E A C H 🍑
Made for @strykr.bsky.social
Ft. @expressthewhatever.bsky.social and @leopardshark.bsky.social
Made for @strykr.bsky.social
Ft. @expressthewhatever.bsky.social and @leopardshark.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Road trip! :U
“None of you were supposed to be here, but then Bagel broke his leg”
-Cumulo
(With Mak loudly shitting in the background)
-Cumulo
(With Mak loudly shitting in the background)
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“None of you were supposed to be here, but then Bagel broke his leg”
-Cumulo
(With Mak loudly shitting in the background)
-Cumulo
(With Mak loudly shitting in the background)
Procrastination question: if an application is obviously written with AI would you:
A. Score it the same
B. Score it lower
C. Score it higher
D. Make a BlueSky post instead of reviewing it
A. Score it the same
B. Score it lower
C. Score it higher
D. Make a BlueSky post instead of reviewing it
May 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Procrastination question: if an application is obviously written with AI would you:
A. Score it the same
B. Score it lower
C. Score it higher
D. Make a BlueSky post instead of reviewing it
A. Score it the same
B. Score it lower
C. Score it higher
D. Make a BlueSky post instead of reviewing it
Now I am on 10th floor, reviewing ChatGPT generated applications while a random furry who was sitting across from me has started randomly vacuuming the lounge area. Today’s narrative brought to you by procrastination.
May 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now I am on 10th floor, reviewing ChatGPT generated applications while a random furry who was sitting across from me has started randomly vacuuming the lounge area. Today’s narrative brought to you by procrastination.
You ever just have a day where you’re trying to review several dozen job applications written by ChatGPT while your roommate cleans out?
May 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You ever just have a day where you’re trying to review several dozen job applications written by ChatGPT while your roommate cleans out?
There’s no such thing as the perfect dri-
April 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There’s no such thing as the perfect dri-
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Just glanced up from my desk in downtown St. Paul to see a truck with this ad drive past.
March 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just glanced up from my desk in downtown St. Paul to see a truck with this ad drive past.
Me: I think I'm going to try for a lower key new year's this year, not stay too late at the big party and keep things chill.
Me: 12:05AM, January 1st 2025.
📸: @vayrwolf.bsky.social
Me: 12:05AM, January 1st 2025.
📸: @vayrwolf.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me: I think I'm going to try for a lower key new year's this year, not stay too late at the big party and keep things chill.
Me: 12:05AM, January 1st 2025.
📸: @vayrwolf.bsky.social
Me: 12:05AM, January 1st 2025.
📸: @vayrwolf.bsky.social
Finished my gift wrapping
December 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Finished my gift wrapping
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Do not leave your suit lying around somewhere unattended
I will find it.
And I will wear it.
(and you will be short)
@maksabre.bsky.social
@eroscanine.bsky.social
I will find it.
And I will wear it.
(and you will be short)
@maksabre.bsky.social
@eroscanine.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Do not leave your suit lying around somewhere unattended
I will find it.
And I will wear it.
(and you will be short)
@maksabre.bsky.social
@eroscanine.bsky.social
I will find it.
And I will wear it.
(and you will be short)
@maksabre.bsky.social
@eroscanine.bsky.social