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hi i'm jeff. free palestine
it's gonna really feel cartoonish in here when we get a second trump pandemic and it's called like porcupinepox
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
born too late to have died and been reincarnated as a bird in nelly furtado's "i'm like a bird" music video

born too early to be the reincarnation of a bird from nelly furtado's "i'm like a bird" music video

born just in time to watch nelly furtado's "i'm like a bird" music video with envy
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
life update. spent the summer doing fishing charters, kayak tours, and guided camping and other excursion in key west and nearby islands
August 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
been spending the summer working at a summer camp on an undeveloped island in the florida keys
July 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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It's worth reflecting today on what it took to end legal chattel slavery in the US.

And it's worth remembering that the work stoppages of enslaved workers in the south crippled the Confederacy and were the largest and most effective labor action in US history.
June 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i want to send a message to face lotion companies. i do not care if i look 50 when i am 50. i just want my eyebrows to stop itching
March 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
save democracy flash mob happening at washington monument tomorrow at 5. be there if you want to stop trump from destroying our country. dm for choreo
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
all i have to say on this matter is that nothing good has happened in this country since they made the designated hitter universal
February 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i've never understood how philly fans fit street poles up their ass
they greased the poles on Bourbon St. go birds.
February 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i'm turning all the weird food nuts against seedless fruit. seedless watermelons, grapes, and bananas are unnatural and causing low spirit vibrations or whatever. i'm also convincing them to only eat red delicious apples. hopefully it leads them to suicide
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i'm in the youtube comment section of abba music videos posting the IP addresses of everyone who posts asking who else is watching in x year
February 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
in this life no one is there to tell you that michael peña is in scientology. you have to fins out on your own
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
imagine being born after 2006. not even a time person of the year
January 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
January 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
anyway, my favorite things in football are when a team goes for it and false start penalties on everyone but the snapper
January 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i would eat some of clifford the big red dog. just to try it. i wouldn't necessarily kill him myself but i wouldn't care if it was natural causes
January 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
me: i'm gonna get up and go to a patisserie tomorrow. really in the mood for that

my dad: what's that

me: it's like a french bakery with like pastries

my dad: can you get me a blueberry muffin
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
really glad my dad is too much of a boomer to understand podcasts. he's either get into the pod save guys or stavros and i don't think i could handle either of those
January 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i was at a caps game and saw a guy in a matt roy jersey. which is insane bc who's buying the jersey of a defensive defenseman. but every time matt roy does something i think "matt roy guy is ecstatic right now"
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
my 2028 republican presidential campaign platform:

- bring animal cruelty back to zoos
- abolish the 3rd amendment
- release more feral hogs
- lower the minimum wage to $2/hr
- demote iowa from state to colony
January 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the suffering of detroit will continue until i am righted
January 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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i heard china owns gmail and slack @congress
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
gonna get really into the history of gaul and the gallic empire. what was up with that
January 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM