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You know, I never really understood it until now, but I think I finally get the whole Old Testament/New Testament temperament change.

My kids are so much better people than me, all around. Nicer, kinder, less likely to turn people to salt.

Fine ok no more plagues.
May 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.

100% of his salary is paid by WA state.

Elon fired him. Share his story.
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Probably the best chocolate mousse I've ever had since I moved to Portugal.
February 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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It's genuinely easier for a human to be a decent primary care physician than to fold a fitted sheet.
We'll get it eventually. Unfortunately it's genuinely easier for a machine to be a decent primary care physician than to fold a load of laundry.
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM