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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

Not me smugly turning down a carol lyrics sheet at the Christmas party and then running smack into the third verse of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear."

Me: it’s finally vacation and we can all sleep in.
My brain: hello! I have some notes about mistakes you’ve been making. Let’s begin in the second grade.

I was legitimately worried about the dude driving the Cyber Truck on slippery roads this morning in Madison, WI. Everyone kind of held their breath to see if it was going to make the left turn it was attempting or not. Bold move, my friend, attempting winter driving in that thing.

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”

-Kurt Vonnegut

But do you listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving or are you a monster

This election result isn't about Dem messaging.

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz formed a balanced ticket filled with character, intellect, and genuine love for this country, and they delivered their vision beautifully and eloquently.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/no-the-dem...