Ev / Piss
@evpiss.bsky.social
21 and a they/them… pfp by @stuff-ivy
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I think all of my friends are the loves of my life and having friends is the best joy in my life ever
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think all of my friends are the loves of my life and having friends is the best joy in my life ever
The concept of being at work 13 hours and still having another hour left 😃
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The concept of being at work 13 hours and still having another hour left 😃
Halfway through my 14 hour shift my holes are BURNING
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Halfway through my 14 hour shift my holes are BURNING
My GP and my therapist beefing in my medical records is a little funny actually wait
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My GP and my therapist beefing in my medical records is a little funny actually wait
I dreamt the entire night that I couldn’t fall asleep and was stuck up all night getting anxious that i wasn’t gonna get any sleep at all before work. And now I have no idea how much I actually slept 😭
2 hours into my shift 12 hours to go already fantasising about when I finish and can pass out in bed 😍😍😐😐
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I dreamt the entire night that I couldn’t fall asleep and was stuck up all night getting anxious that i wasn’t gonna get any sleep at all before work. And now I have no idea how much I actually slept 😭
2 hours into my shift 12 hours to go already fantasising about when I finish and can pass out in bed 😍😍😐😐
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
2 hours into my shift 12 hours to go already fantasising about when I finish and can pass out in bed 😍😍😐😐
Feel like I’m coming down with something evil but I got a 14 hour shift tomorrow the grind never ends 😞
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Feel like I’m coming down with something evil but I got a 14 hour shift tomorrow the grind never ends 😞
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choking on a joint is one of the worst feelings ever but u know when u recover ur gonna be in the most magical state 💚💚💚 it’s greene 💚
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
choking on a joint is one of the worst feelings ever but u know when u recover ur gonna be in the most magical state 💚💚💚 it’s greene 💚
UTI + painful IBS right now
a person is wearing headphones in the dark .
ALT: a person is wearing headphones in the dark .
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December 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
UTI + painful IBS right now
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The household being ev whos high as balls rn and me who was buying my boyfriends dad a sweater
Making the household watch Jennifer’s Body 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The household being ev whos high as balls rn and me who was buying my boyfriends dad a sweater
16% of people with my eating disorder are transgender wait LMAOAOOOOO
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
16% of people with my eating disorder are transgender wait LMAOAOOOOO
Guys for a job icebreaker if I was an animal what animal would I be and why
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Guys for a job icebreaker if I was an animal what animal would I be and why
Just wiped my ass and the toilet paper is covered in blood 😐 like so much . It’s like I’m having my period from my asshole
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just wiped my ass and the toilet paper is covered in blood 😐 like so much . It’s like I’m having my period from my asshole
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Nandos tonight with ev and rianna i love my sugoi life
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nandos tonight with ev and rianna i love my sugoi life
I have a UTI and it BURNS 😢
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I have a UTI and it BURNS 😢
Having babs over for Christmas instead Cus neither of us can see our family and we’re going to make some incredibly poor life decisions together he’s truly my lavender husband. I know I’m a lesbian and that babs is gay because otherwise we’d be married already
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Having babs over for Christmas instead Cus neither of us can see our family and we’re going to make some incredibly poor life decisions together he’s truly my lavender husband. I know I’m a lesbian and that babs is gay because otherwise we’d be married already
Oh don’t mind me just doing my fourth poop of the day at work . Maybe I’ll manage to sneak in a 5th before my shift ends 🤗 think I just ripped something in my ass again 😍
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh don’t mind me just doing my fourth poop of the day at work . Maybe I’ll manage to sneak in a 5th before my shift ends 🤗 think I just ripped something in my ass again 😍
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Fixed the washing machine drainage blockage at 1am. Feeling like a DIY queen. All hail me.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fixed the washing machine drainage blockage at 1am. Feeling like a DIY queen. All hail me.
Oouuuu just realised they’ve got me working 3 days in a row next Sunday-Tuesday too playing evil evil games with me 💀
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Oouuuu just realised they’ve got me working 3 days in a row next Sunday-Tuesday too playing evil evil games with me 💀
If I wake up nauseous again tomorrow morning I’m gonna step out in front of the shitty 42 bus and let it decide my fate
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If I wake up nauseous again tomorrow morning I’m gonna step out in front of the shitty 42 bus and let it decide my fate
Blasted thru 3 big rolls of toilet paper at work today. No one suspects a thing
One of the main reasons I am not willing to quit my job is because I’m unsure if I’ll find another job where I can shit on the toilet for an hour straight with no problems. Also I’m not willing to put myself through the horrors of job applications and interviews on my days off I need to recover 😭
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Blasted thru 3 big rolls of toilet paper at work today. No one suspects a thing
Making lists for what I need to do on my days off and then just getting unbearably angry Cus that’s too much to be doing on my days off and there’s no time for peace before I go back to work I HATE BEING ALIVE WITH RESPONSIBILITIES
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Making lists for what I need to do on my days off and then just getting unbearably angry Cus that’s too much to be doing on my days off and there’s no time for peace before I go back to work I HATE BEING ALIVE WITH RESPONSIBILITIES
Feel like hell. 17 more hours of work to go. I feel like I am inching towards a meltdown and I can’t see a world rn where I get through the rest of this shift and the next without having a meltdown. Or just pooping myslef to death
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Feel like hell. 17 more hours of work to go. I feel like I am inching towards a meltdown and I can’t see a world rn where I get through the rest of this shift and the next without having a meltdown. Or just pooping myslef to death
IBS so bad today like I think I low-key am going to die on the work toilet. What the fuck is going on. I’m reaching hour 3 on the toilet and it’s only been 4 and a half hours at work. I just keep going back to the toilet to poop more
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
IBS so bad today like I think I low-key am going to die on the work toilet. What the fuck is going on. I’m reaching hour 3 on the toilet and it’s only been 4 and a half hours at work. I just keep going back to the toilet to poop more
I never know which hole the blood is coming out of. Could be any of them. I bleed from a hole everyday
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I never know which hole the blood is coming out of. Could be any of them. I bleed from a hole everyday