Ev / Piss
@evpiss.bsky.social
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When I’m hanging out with a weed smoker in their 60s and I see my future and it is so bright
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
When I’m hanging out with a weed smoker in their 60s and I see my future and it is so bright
Fell asleep at 9pm have woken up at 1am feeling sick and delirious and can’t fall back asleep well this is great. Lol. I’ve just had to mlve to phone rotting because my brain was thinking in bizarre shapes and it was freaking me out
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Fell asleep at 9pm have woken up at 1am feeling sick and delirious and can’t fall back asleep well this is great. Lol. I’ve just had to mlve to phone rotting because my brain was thinking in bizarre shapes and it was freaking me out
When I am literally the only person on the bus and the bus driver still manages to completely miss my stop YOU LAZY BUM GET A JOB
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
When I am literally the only person on the bus and the bus driver still manages to completely miss my stop YOU LAZY BUM GET A JOB
Been so bone deep exhausted for about 2 weeks now I need to sleep for 24 hours. It’s like I’m blipping in and out of existence a lot of the day
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Been so bone deep exhausted for about 2 weeks now I need to sleep for 24 hours. It’s like I’m blipping in and out of existence a lot of the day
It’s like I’ve been put in the ultimate evil alternative timeline where my brother makes ai edits of fucking jeffery Epstein with 400k+ views on his 300k follower TikTok account . This reality must be hell I have to be in hell
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It’s like I’ve been put in the ultimate evil alternative timeline where my brother makes ai edits of fucking jeffery Epstein with 400k+ views on his 300k follower TikTok account . This reality must be hell I have to be in hell
I actually need a day of rest where I don’t see a single person all day so bad but I don’t even have a single day free to do that . LOL
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I actually need a day of rest where I don’t see a single person all day so bad but I don’t even have a single day free to do that . LOL
One thing I am so grateful for is how many friendships I’ve managed to keep and preserve over the years with people I’ve known since I was younger. Like the friends who were worth keeping when I was a teenager are all still my friends now and I love them all so much even if we can’t talk as much now
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
One thing I am so grateful for is how many friendships I’ve managed to keep and preserve over the years with people I’ve known since I was younger. Like the friends who were worth keeping when I was a teenager are all still my friends now and I love them all so much even if we can’t talk as much now
2026 is the aromantic takeover for all my questioning friends
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
2026 is the aromantic takeover for all my questioning friends
When one of my favourite all time games might become lost media soon because the creator set a man on fire and killed him
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 AM
When one of my favourite all time games might become lost media soon because the creator set a man on fire and killed him
Someone hacked into my fucking Duolingo last night that I haven’t used in years and now I’m getting harassed by that stupid fucking owl again in my emails
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Someone hacked into my fucking Duolingo last night that I haven’t used in years and now I’m getting harassed by that stupid fucking owl again in my emails
My older brother went to go get rehab for his ACL recently just to be told that he needed to get surgery Cus he actually didn’t have most of his ACL left anymore LMAOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
My older brother went to go get rehab for his ACL recently just to be told that he needed to get surgery Cus he actually didn’t have most of his ACL left anymore LMAOOOOO
If I spoke to me 5 years ago I would tell them that yeah the torture events don’t actually ever stop but u get so many lovely wonderful friends soooo many friends that u love so it makes everything actually so much more worth it
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
If I spoke to me 5 years ago I would tell them that yeah the torture events don’t actually ever stop but u get so many lovely wonderful friends soooo many friends that u love so it makes everything actually so much more worth it
If u ever find a SOPHIE club night or event in the UK send it to me and I will find my way there even if it’s on the other side of the country
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
If u ever find a SOPHIE club night or event in the UK send it to me and I will find my way there even if it’s on the other side of the country
Found this last night and I’m in Amsterdam when it’s on and I became completely devastated because it’s got girls rituals on it who was part of one of my alltime fave music projects (black dresses). And I was already sad I couldn’t go when I didn’t even see she was on it omfg I’ll be sick
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Found this last night and I’m in Amsterdam when it’s on and I became completely devastated because it’s got girls rituals on it who was part of one of my alltime fave music projects (black dresses). And I was already sad I couldn’t go when I didn’t even see she was on it omfg I’ll be sick
My bumhole burns violently #THREEMOREHOURS
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
My bumhole burns violently #THREEMOREHOURS
My coworker making me do her whole degree assignment for her (she doesn’t even know what she’s doing either someone else has made her whole presentation or chatgpt did??) and me searching up testosterone doses at the same time ijbol
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My coworker making me do her whole degree assignment for her (she doesn’t even know what she’s doing either someone else has made her whole presentation or chatgpt did??) and me searching up testosterone doses at the same time ijbol
Just 5 more hours at work says guy who’s bumhole is BURNINGGGGGG BADDDDDDDDF
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Just 5 more hours at work says guy who’s bumhole is BURNINGGGGGG BADDDDDDDDF
I really hope I am not still in this job once the t starts taking effect when I start Cus I think I would genuinely get hatecrimed
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I really hope I am not still in this job once the t starts taking effect when I start Cus I think I would genuinely get hatecrimed
I’m genuinely never going to stop living in fear for the rest of my life because my mum genuinely used me as a money mule and I still don’t know if it was for something illegal and if I could go to jail for it one day. Lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I’m genuinely never going to stop living in fear for the rest of my life because my mum genuinely used me as a money mule and I still don’t know if it was for something illegal and if I could go to jail for it one day. Lol
Genuinely just pooped for an hour and a half at work
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Genuinely just pooped for an hour and a half at work
I shouldn’t be in the workplace when I’m at risk of having a period poop like this involves hours of torture on the toilet it is not safe for a workplace environment
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I shouldn’t be in the workplace when I’m at risk of having a period poop like this involves hours of torture on the toilet it is not safe for a workplace environment
I know I just demolished the toielt for 40 minutes but I desperately need my coworker to get out the toilet so that I can demolish the toilet for another 40 minutes like I desperately need to finish off that period poop it’s incredibly painful
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I know I just demolished the toielt for 40 minutes but I desperately need my coworker to get out the toilet so that I can demolish the toilet for another 40 minutes like I desperately need to finish off that period poop it’s incredibly painful
We’ve got to euthanise me honestly like we’ve got too omg
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 AM
We’ve got to euthanise me honestly like we’ve got too omg
Ready to fall back asleep but I’ve still got a 14 hour shift to get through today lmaoooo it’s over
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Ready to fall back asleep but I’ve still got a 14 hour shift to get through today lmaoooo it’s over