Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
Yes, THAT Evil Cylon. I'm hunting BEANZ.
Can confirm. Also, I haven't discovered the point at which they STOP being annoying monkeys.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can confirm. Also, I haven't discovered the point at which they STOP being annoying monkeys.
I try to see the positive when I can, like my last round of bloodwork.
"Looks like my blood sugar is garbage, but hey my cholesterol is great so yay!"
"Looks like my blood sugar is garbage, but hey my cholesterol is great so yay!"
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I try to see the positive when I can, like my last round of bloodwork.
"Looks like my blood sugar is garbage, but hey my cholesterol is great so yay!"
"Looks like my blood sugar is garbage, but hey my cholesterol is great so yay!"
Oh come on, this is objectively cute.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Oh come on, this is objectively cute.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but who is Dave?
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm almost afraid to ask, but who is Dave?
I wish there was a way to look at Twitter without looking at Twitter.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I wish there was a way to look at Twitter without looking at Twitter.
Only his cousin knows for sure.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Only his cousin knows for sure.
Are you still on Shitter? Is Catturd defending Trump's pedophilia?
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Are you still on Shitter? Is Catturd defending Trump's pedophilia?
Oh this has a certain otter written all over it. @harryseaotter.bsky.social are you a wizard?
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Oh this has a certain otter written all over it. @harryseaotter.bsky.social are you a wizard?
I'd like to point out that the only thing I implied was gay recently was a rainstorm.
But yeah, "implying" someone is gay as an insult isn't very far from just calling someone a "fa**ot" to demean them.
bsky.app/profile/evil...
But yeah, "implying" someone is gay as an insult isn't very far from just calling someone a "fa**ot" to demean them.
bsky.app/profile/evil...
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'd like to point out that the only thing I implied was gay recently was a rainstorm.
But yeah, "implying" someone is gay as an insult isn't very far from just calling someone a "fa**ot" to demean them.
bsky.app/profile/evil...
But yeah, "implying" someone is gay as an insult isn't very far from just calling someone a "fa**ot" to demean them.
bsky.app/profile/evil...
Holy moly! You've got a good resting heart rate, at least.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Holy moly! You've got a good resting heart rate, at least.
You've got a serious thing against other otters, otter.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You've got a serious thing against other otters, otter.
Arschloch is also popular.
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Arschloch is also popular.
Fick and Arschfick are also good. Schweinficker is a useful standby. I'm assuming those are all pretty self-explanatory! Good luck, my wee (pun intended) friend!
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Fick and Arschfick are also good. Schweinficker is a useful standby. I'm assuming those are all pretty self-explanatory! Good luck, my wee (pun intended) friend!
Do you have a very large and diverse vocabulary of swear words prepared that you can scream? I recommend throwing some vulgar German in.
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Do you have a very large and diverse vocabulary of swear words prepared that you can scream? I recommend throwing some vulgar German in.
Okay "turned left"? Really? That's what they're going with?
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Okay "turned left"? Really? That's what they're going with?
Is that Stephen Miller? 😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is that Stephen Miller? 😂
Alex Jones already offered to eat your ass, Monkie.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Alex Jones already offered to eat your ass, Monkie.
I kinda want the Anxiety Wolf.
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I kinda want the Anxiety Wolf.
It's from Obvious plant, they have a bunch of really weird funny stuff.
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obviousplant.com/products/anx...
Anxiety Wolf
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November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
It's from Obvious plant, they have a bunch of really weird funny stuff.
obviousplant.com/products/anx...
obviousplant.com/products/anx...