Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
Yes, THAT Evil Cylon. I'm hunting BEANZ.
Oh come on, this is objectively cute.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Oh come on, this is objectively cute.
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
Great. I have to wait until May for the next Murderbot novel by @marthawells.com
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Great. I have to wait until May for the next Murderbot novel by @marthawells.com
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
Wow, all of these totally-legitimate-and-not-scams companies are just DYING to throw money at me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wow, all of these totally-legitimate-and-not-scams companies are just DYING to throw money at me.
Such an adorable little doughboy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Such an adorable little doughboy.
I went to Truth Social to see if Trump had posted about how Benevolent he is for funding SNAP benefits, but I had to scroll through these 6 ads before I finally got to a "Truth".
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I went to Truth Social to see if Trump had posted about how Benevolent he is for funding SNAP benefits, but I had to scroll through these 6 ads before I finally got to a "Truth".
Yes, I'm sure it was an honor. "Oh look at what a hero I am".
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes, I'm sure it was an honor. "Oh look at what a hero I am".
Abbott and Trump can kiss my lily-white butt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Abbott and Trump can kiss my lily-white butt.
Wiggle on the wall, little Mediterranean Gecko. Found you on my porch when I came home last night, but I didn't want to bother you. I know you're technically an invasive species, but you can't help it, nor can you help being a cute lil wiggling gecko.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wiggle on the wall, little Mediterranean Gecko. Found you on my porch when I came home last night, but I didn't want to bother you. I know you're technically an invasive species, but you can't help it, nor can you help being a cute lil wiggling gecko.
I'm a lil lizard on a tree on a tree, I'm a lil lizard on a tree (Western Fence Lizard, looking cute as they usually do).
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm a lil lizard on a tree on a tree, I'm a lil lizard on a tree (Western Fence Lizard, looking cute as they usually do).
I tried to be a bit more cordial. I tried, at least.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I tried to be a bit more cordial. I tried, at least.
So @duckieninja.bsky.social posted the original Stephen Miller Giant Bat in chat, but I felt it needed a few... Modifications. Plus in the original he had no penis and I thought that was unfair to Katie.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So @duckieninja.bsky.social posted the original Stephen Miller Giant Bat in chat, but I felt it needed a few... Modifications. Plus in the original he had no penis and I thought that was unfair to Katie.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
Maybe a Kurt Vonnegut Jr. fan?
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Maybe a Kurt Vonnegut Jr. fan?
You're not. But if you were: you'd be able to lose it. Unfortunately I can't lose ugly.
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
You're not. But if you were: you'd be able to lose it. Unfortunately I can't lose ugly.
I immediately thought of you when I made this, Greg. I was talking to someone about manufacturing and how they're involved in metallurgy, and then I found out Indiana was a big steel producer. @gregbuster.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I immediately thought of you when I made this, Greg. I was talking to someone about manufacturing and how they're involved in metallurgy, and then I found out Indiana was a big steel producer. @gregbuster.bsky.social
I'm wasting my talent doing product management in consumer electronics.
I should be in advertising.
I should be in advertising.
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm wasting my talent doing product management in consumer electronics.
I should be in advertising.
I should be in advertising.
I didn't know Miller was so hardcore.
October 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I didn't know Miller was so hardcore.
The slopes are gonna be lit AF this winter
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The slopes are gonna be lit AF this winter
TMZ had a fine picture of the gentleman after his second fall.
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
TMZ had a fine picture of the gentleman after his second fall.
Normally I wouldn't sanction this, BUT the guy was an epic douchebag, so I'll make fun of him by making him into a wojak.
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Normally I wouldn't sanction this, BUT the guy was an epic douchebag, so I'll make fun of him by making him into a wojak.
There's just things you can do that an AI can't. Like try asking an AI to create a JD Vance wojak meme.
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There's just things you can do that an AI can't. Like try asking an AI to create a JD Vance wojak meme.