Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
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Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
· Feb 3
Why You Should Delete Your Twitter Account Forever: A Fable
Once upon a time, there was a company that brewed beer called Jacksbier. Jacksbier had many different types of beer, and had pioneered many brewing techniques. They had a flavor to appeal to just about everyone.
Once upon a time, there was a company that brewed beer called Jacksbier. Jacksbier had many different types of beer, and had pioneered many brewing techniques. They had a flavor to appeal to just about everyone.
Holy Crazy Ginger, Batman.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Holy Crazy Ginger, Batman.
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
Board: You need to increase your prices, stop cutting your prices.
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Board: You need to increase your prices, stop cutting your prices.
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
Me: I agree. Here is what the pricing should be: up a minimum of 20%
Salesidiot: WE NEED TO CUT PRICING OMGWTFBBQ
I will never forgive the fucksticks at WB for cancelling this show, and it had the most haunting and beautiful opening title music. youtu.be/dFs4yX4V7NQ
Raised by Wolves - Main Theme (OPENING TITLES) by Ben Frost
YouTube video by AESTHETIC WAVES
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I will never forgive the fucksticks at WB for cancelling this show, and it had the most haunting and beautiful opening title music. youtu.be/dFs4yX4V7NQ
Great. I have to wait until May for the next Murderbot novel by @marthawells.com
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Great. I have to wait until May for the next Murderbot novel by @marthawells.com
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
So now I immortalize my dismay in the most unlikely crossover meme ever.
Also, for those of you who haven't seen it: Season 1 of the Murderbot Diaries TV show is amazing.
Okay so the last four episodes of The Witcher were cool, but had me going "uh I'm pretty sure this entire story is now completely off the map."
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Okay so the last four episodes of The Witcher were cool, but had me going "uh I'm pretty sure this entire story is now completely off the map."
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
Also, the rallying of soldiers to fight Nilfgaard really had me rolling my eyes, plus a plain ripoff of the "They have a cave troll" scene from LotR.
Wow, all of these totally-legitimate-and-not-scams companies are just DYING to throw money at me.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wow, all of these totally-legitimate-and-not-scams companies are just DYING to throw money at me.
I went to Truth Social to see if Trump had posted about how Benevolent he is for funding SNAP benefits, but I had to scroll through these 6 ads before I finally got to a "Truth".
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I went to Truth Social to see if Trump had posted about how Benevolent he is for funding SNAP benefits, but I had to scroll through these 6 ads before I finally got to a "Truth".
Yes, I'm sure it was an honor. "Oh look at what a hero I am".
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes, I'm sure it was an honor. "Oh look at what a hero I am".
He's not Henry Cavill, but Liam Hemsworth is shaping up to be a fine Geralt.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
He's not Henry Cavill, but Liam Hemsworth is shaping up to be a fine Geralt.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
Four episodes down, and they're great.
Salesman: "If we don't spent exorbitant sums of money on attending this event, our partners may think we're going out of business and drop us!"
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Salesman: "If we don't spent exorbitant sums of money on attending this event, our partners may think we're going out of business and drop us!"
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
Me: "The good news is that we blow that money on the event, they won't have to think we're going out of business, because we WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS."
I hope the rest of my fellow Californians are as enthusiastic!
Did I vote today? Oh YES I did!
Let’s go California!
Let’s go California!
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I hope the rest of my fellow Californians are as enthusiastic!
Wiggle on the wall, little Mediterranean Gecko. Found you on my porch when I came home last night, but I didn't want to bother you. I know you're technically an invasive species, but you can't help it, nor can you help being a cute lil wiggling gecko.
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wiggle on the wall, little Mediterranean Gecko. Found you on my porch when I came home last night, but I didn't want to bother you. I know you're technically an invasive species, but you can't help it, nor can you help being a cute lil wiggling gecko.
I'm a lil lizard on a tree on a tree, I'm a lil lizard on a tree (Western Fence Lizard, looking cute as they usually do).
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm a lil lizard on a tree on a tree, I'm a lil lizard on a tree (Western Fence Lizard, looking cute as they usually do).
To be completely honest, I thought Dick Cheney was already dead.
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To be completely honest, I thought Dick Cheney was already dead.
So @duckieninja.bsky.social posted the original Stephen Miller Giant Bat in chat, but I felt it needed a few... Modifications. Plus in the original he had no penis and I thought that was unfair to Katie.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So @duckieninja.bsky.social posted the original Stephen Miller Giant Bat in chat, but I felt it needed a few... Modifications. Plus in the original he had no penis and I thought that was unfair to Katie.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
Kinda have to look really closely, though.
My youngest filled my water bottles and carbonated them for me, which was very sweet of her.
Unfortunately she used the tap to fill them and the tank on the Sodastream is getting low and she only pushed the "low" carbonation button, so I have flat heavily chlorinated water to drink today.
Unfortunately she used the tap to fill them and the tank on the Sodastream is getting low and she only pushed the "low" carbonation button, so I have flat heavily chlorinated water to drink today.
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My youngest filled my water bottles and carbonated them for me, which was very sweet of her.
Unfortunately she used the tap to fill them and the tank on the Sodastream is getting low and she only pushed the "low" carbonation button, so I have flat heavily chlorinated water to drink today.
Unfortunately she used the tap to fill them and the tank on the Sodastream is getting low and she only pushed the "low" carbonation button, so I have flat heavily chlorinated water to drink today.
I immediately thought of you when I made this, Greg. I was talking to someone about manufacturing and how they're involved in metallurgy, and then I found out Indiana was a big steel producer. @gregbuster.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I immediately thought of you when I made this, Greg. I was talking to someone about manufacturing and how they're involved in metallurgy, and then I found out Indiana was a big steel producer. @gregbuster.bsky.social
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Just applied for 16 more jobs. The last job I applied for recently denied me, without explanation, and I have been emailing them for a week for the explanation. Its either because of being a former Nazi or being trans and they have to pick one to tell me lmao
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Just applied for 16 more jobs. The last job I applied for recently denied me, without explanation, and I have been emailing them for a week for the explanation. Its either because of being a former Nazi or being trans and they have to pick one to tell me lmao
If there's one thing that's somewhat funny about the demolition of the East Wing, it's this: that's where The Office of the First Lady has been since Rosalynn Carter.
Where will Melania run her #bebest campaign from?
Where will Melania run her #bebest campaign from?
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If there's one thing that's somewhat funny about the demolition of the East Wing, it's this: that's where The Office of the First Lady has been since Rosalynn Carter.
Where will Melania run her #bebest campaign from?
Where will Melania run her #bebest campaign from?
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TMZ had a fine picture of the gentleman after his second fall.
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
TMZ had a fine picture of the gentleman after his second fall.