Evil Cylon
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Evil Cylon
@evilcylon.bsky.social
· Feb 3
Why You Should Delete Your Twitter Account Forever: A Fable
Once upon a time, there was a company that brewed beer called Jacksbier. Jacksbier had many different types of beer, and had pioneered many brewing techniques. They had a flavor to appeal to just about everyone.
Once upon a time, there was a company that brewed beer called Jacksbier. Jacksbier had many different types of beer, and had pioneered many brewing techniques. They had a flavor to appeal to just about everyone.
Woo, that 7:15pm Friday showing is hot hot hot. I guess the GOP decided against political ticket stuffing in La Habra.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Woo, that 7:15pm Friday showing is hot hot hot. I guess the GOP decided against political ticket stuffing in La Habra.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.
Local theater in a VERY red area. Very strange that the first two showings are sold out except for the front, yet the third show is completely opening.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Local theater in a VERY red area. Very strange that the first two showings are sold out except for the front, yet the third show is completely opening.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der Fürtzer.
I have a confession to make: I have never actually enjoyed watching any Jay and Silent Bob movies. I've watched a bunch, but I kinda just sat there staring blankly. Like, I get why it's supposed to be funny/entertaining, but for some reason they never entertain me.
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I have a confession to make: I have never actually enjoyed watching any Jay and Silent Bob movies. I've watched a bunch, but I kinda just sat there staring blankly. Like, I get why it's supposed to be funny/entertaining, but for some reason they never entertain me.
When I travel for work, I get away with things I could never get away with at home. Tonight I did something so brazen it would shock my husband and kids: I took a Shower-Bath-Shower.
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
When I travel for work, I get away with things I could never get away with at home. Tonight I did something so brazen it would shock my husband and kids: I took a Shower-Bath-Shower.
I spent an hour listening to different versions of "Heroes" by artists not named David Bowie, and came to the conclusion that David Bowie recorded the only version that mattered.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I spent an hour listening to different versions of "Heroes" by artists not named David Bowie, and came to the conclusion that David Bowie recorded the only version that mattered.
My love-hate relationship with Costco in two frames:
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
My love-hate relationship with Costco in two frames:
Jr and Eric, for all their stupidity, are a chip off the old block:
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
Trump's golden smartphone got delayed yet again, and now there's no date at all
The "Made in the USA" promise was quietly scrubbed months ago.
www.dailydot.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Jr and Eric, for all their stupidity, are a chip off the old block:
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
1. Pitch idea - Made in the USA gold-colored phones for $500 and a mobile plan for $47.45/mo
2. Use GenAI to build website and create images of said phone
3. Collect $60m in non-refundable deposits
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
"Areal Flood Advisory" is a bad term for several reasons:
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"Areal Flood Advisory" is a bad term for several reasons:
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
1. It literally just means "flood advisory in this general area". Why add the L?
2. When I see the notification and I'm not wearing my glasses in the morning, I misread "areal".
I saw the title and was like "WHAAAT THIS COULD BE AW- oh. It's about free climbing. Disregard."
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I saw the title and was like "WHAAAT THIS COULD BE AW- oh. It's about free climbing. Disregard."
I'd just like to report on the very mediocre weather we're having.
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'd just like to report on the very mediocre weather we're having.
This calls for a celebration, or at least interpretive dancing. Eff that shit swamp.
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This calls for a celebration, or at least interpretive dancing. Eff that shit swamp.
I read about how frightened Elon Musk is, complaining about not being able to go to the grocery store. He should just have one built on his Breeding Compound in TX so he can pretend to be just like a normal person.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I read about how frightened Elon Musk is, complaining about not being able to go to the grocery store. He should just have one built on his Breeding Compound in TX so he can pretend to be just like a normal person.
There are a lot of OEM-to-FBA companies in the area, based in China. I've been looking at leaving my current position, so I've been scoping the labor market. Most of these positions in Product Management (mid level management) for these companies cap the salary at $65k/yr.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There are a lot of OEM-to-FBA companies in the area, based in China. I've been looking at leaving my current position, so I've been scoping the labor market. Most of these positions in Product Management (mid level management) for these companies cap the salary at $65k/yr.
Hello little (okay kinda big) house spider missing two legs, sitting there on the floor in my office.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hello little (okay kinda big) house spider missing two legs, sitting there on the floor in my office.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
Yes, I caught it in a cup and took it outside.
I know it's not technically winter, but still, this is lame af.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I know it's not technically winter, but still, this is lame af.
Oh boy. Just what I always wanted.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh boy. Just what I always wanted.
Him: Wow. This Gerber machete is only $30
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Him: Wow. This Gerber machete is only $30
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Me: We're buying it.
Him: Do we really need a machete?
Me: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Well that's kinda cool, radiotrophic fungi.
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well that's kinda cool, radiotrophic fungi.
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
www.sciencealert.com/chernobyl-fu...
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Last day Goodreads Choice Awards voting is today, if you'd like to vote but haven't yet. If you don't want to vote, I mean, hey, you do you, I believe in free will and all of that. If you're on the fence about voting, perhaps this picture of three cats napping in a cat tree will convince you:
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Last day Goodreads Choice Awards voting is today, if you'd like to vote but haven't yet. If you don't want to vote, I mean, hey, you do you, I believe in free will and all of that. If you're on the fence about voting, perhaps this picture of three cats napping in a cat tree will convince you:
Today I got a coworker fired and I actually feel good about it because he was a lazy piece of shit that not only didn't do his job, but when he did he actually just made more work for me through his fuck ups.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Today I got a coworker fired and I actually feel good about it because he was a lazy piece of shit that not only didn't do his job, but when he did he actually just made more work for me through his fuck ups.
Ohhhhh Matt, you don't want to know my opinions on this topic
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ohhhhh Matt, you don't want to know my opinions on this topic
You get a message from a former coworker, who works for a competitor, who historically only contacts you when he wants you to give him intel. Says he wants to have lunch. Is it:
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You get a message from a former coworker, who works for a competitor, who historically only contacts you when he wants you to give him intel. Says he wants to have lunch. Is it:
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
A. He wants sex (hahaha not from me)
B. He he wants Intel
C. He misses me and wants to keep in contact
The mountains have snow and they are caaaaaalling me
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The mountains have snow and they are caaaaaalling me
Holy Crazy Ginger, Batman.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Holy Crazy Ginger, Batman.
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The storm that hit Orange County was SUPER gay.