Chris
@evilcarrot.bsky.social
The reviews from my coworkers are in, and apparently I'm "a nice guy" and "very funny," but I'm "very weird" and "there's something wrong with me."
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
March 21, 2024 at 12:38 AM
The reviews from my coworkers are in, and apparently I'm "a nice guy" and "very funny," but I'm "very weird" and "there's something wrong with me."
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
Llama Chase was 9 years ago today, and it was the last time the need reported something that made me happy...
February 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Llama Chase was 9 years ago today, and it was the last time the need reported something that made me happy...
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Twitter got The Tick, but we got...
December 24, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Twitter got The Tick, but we got...
I got the nicest Christmas card of all time. (I've been selected for jury duty.)
December 24, 2023 at 4:05 PM
I got the nicest Christmas card of all time. (I've been selected for jury duty.)
Happy 84th Birthday to Grace Slick, vocalist for Jefferson Airplane/Starship, best known for songs like "Somebody To Love" and "White Rabbit."
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
October 30, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Happy 84th Birthday to Grace Slick, vocalist for Jefferson Airplane/Starship, best known for songs like "Somebody To Love" and "White Rabbit."
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
Ok bluesky, what horror movie have I not seen before that I need to?
October 27, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Ok bluesky, what horror movie have I not seen before that I need to?
What's up bluesky. I wanted to show you my goofy Godzilla lighter that won't ignite, but I can't post videos on here. Imagine you can hear this image, I guess.
September 15, 2023 at 12:49 AM
What's up bluesky. I wanted to show you my goofy Godzilla lighter that won't ignite, but I can't post videos on here. Imagine you can hear this image, I guess.
One occasional intrusive thought of mine is simply the fact that 'Pumped Up Kicks' was played at my college orientation
August 31, 2023 at 1:58 AM
One occasional intrusive thought of mine is simply the fact that 'Pumped Up Kicks' was played at my college orientation
Are you telling me bluesky doesn't support animated gifs? What fucking year is this?
August 30, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Are you telling me bluesky doesn't support animated gifs? What fucking year is this?
The look on my face as I tell people that I'm "hanging in there."
August 30, 2023 at 11:02 AM
The look on my face as I tell people that I'm "hanging in there."
St. Anger might not be a good album, but it's the album that was loud enough to help me find a lost earbud
August 25, 2023 at 2:06 AM
St. Anger might not be a good album, but it's the album that was loud enough to help me find a lost earbud
Losing Terry Funk is tragic but holy shit, I can't believe Bray Wyatt is dead at 36
August 25, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Losing Terry Funk is tragic but holy shit, I can't believe Bray Wyatt is dead at 36
Would y'all still respect me if I started wearing Hawaiian shirts covered in death metal patches?
August 22, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Would y'all still respect me if I started wearing Hawaiian shirts covered in death metal patches?
I'm going to quit my job and sell bottled water under the name "Earth Juice."
August 21, 2023 at 6:39 PM
I'm going to quit my job and sell bottled water under the name "Earth Juice."
"There are no blue ticks on Bluesky"
That's ok, I brought my own.
That's ok, I brought my own.
August 16, 2023 at 4:30 PM
"There are no blue ticks on Bluesky"
That's ok, I brought my own.
That's ok, I brought my own.
"If I'm ever in a fatal work injury, just get me out of here and keep me alive until we get to Sheetz so I can die somewhere I love."
August 16, 2023 at 3:44 PM
"If I'm ever in a fatal work injury, just get me out of here and keep me alive until we get to Sheetz so I can die somewhere I love."
me trying to find friends on bluesky
August 12, 2023 at 10:08 PM
me trying to find friends on bluesky
new to bluesky, who do i bribe for a check mark or something around here?
August 12, 2023 at 9:51 PM
new to bluesky, who do i bribe for a check mark or something around here?