Chris
@evilcarrot.bsky.social
The reviews from my coworkers are in, and apparently I'm "a nice guy" and "very funny," but I'm "very weird" and "there's something wrong with me."
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
March 21, 2024 at 12:38 AM
The reviews from my coworkers are in, and apparently I'm "a nice guy" and "very funny," but I'm "very weird" and "there's something wrong with me."
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
Which I know, but it's nice to hear someone else say it once in a while.
Llama Chase was 9 years ago today, and it was the last time the need reported something that made me happy...
February 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Llama Chase was 9 years ago today, and it was the last time the need reported something that made me happy...
Reposted by Chris
Twitter got The Tick, but we got...
December 24, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Twitter got The Tick, but we got...
I got the nicest Christmas card of all time. (I've been selected for jury duty.)
December 24, 2023 at 4:05 PM
I got the nicest Christmas card of all time. (I've been selected for jury duty.)
man, if only they got that python made of cheese into some kind of circus. that would be a real holy grail. dam u cansel culter
October 30, 2023 at 6:22 PM
man, if only they got that python made of cheese into some kind of circus. that would be a real holy grail. dam u cansel culter
Did Mr. Jon Cheese own the python, or simply name it Monty?
October 30, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Did Mr. Jon Cheese own the python, or simply name it Monty?
Happy 84th Birthday to Grace Slick, vocalist for Jefferson Airplane/Starship, best known for songs like "Somebody To Love" and "White Rabbit."
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
October 30, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Happy 84th Birthday to Grace Slick, vocalist for Jefferson Airplane/Starship, best known for songs like "Somebody To Love" and "White Rabbit."
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
May we never forget the time she tried to sneak into the White House and spike Nixon's drink with LSD. What an absolute badass.
Ok bluesky, what horror movie have I not seen before that I need to?
October 27, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Ok bluesky, what horror movie have I not seen before that I need to?
What's up bluesky. I wanted to show you my goofy Godzilla lighter that won't ignite, but I can't post videos on here. Imagine you can hear this image, I guess.
September 15, 2023 at 12:49 AM
What's up bluesky. I wanted to show you my goofy Godzilla lighter that won't ignite, but I can't post videos on here. Imagine you can hear this image, I guess.
Wouldn't want anyone to accidentally see any hooters
September 13, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Wouldn't want anyone to accidentally see any hooters
What's your secret to making it 15 whole minutes?
August 31, 2023 at 3:44 PM
What's your secret to making it 15 whole minutes?
One occasional intrusive thought of mine is simply the fact that 'Pumped Up Kicks' was played at my college orientation
August 31, 2023 at 1:58 AM
One occasional intrusive thought of mine is simply the fact that 'Pumped Up Kicks' was played at my college orientation
How to discord in 3 easy steps
1. Make discord friendships
2. Break discord friendships
3. Become discord kitten
1. Make discord friendships
2. Break discord friendships
3. Become discord kitten
August 30, 2023 at 2:20 PM
How to discord in 3 easy steps
1. Make discord friendships
2. Break discord friendships
3. Become discord kitten
1. Make discord friendships
2. Break discord friendships
3. Become discord kitten
Are you telling me bluesky doesn't support animated gifs? What fucking year is this?
August 30, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Are you telling me bluesky doesn't support animated gifs? What fucking year is this?
The look on my face as I tell people that I'm "hanging in there."
August 30, 2023 at 11:02 AM
The look on my face as I tell people that I'm "hanging in there."
St. Anger might not be a good album, but it's the album that was loud enough to help me find a lost earbud
August 25, 2023 at 2:06 AM
St. Anger might not be a good album, but it's the album that was loud enough to help me find a lost earbud
Losing Terry Funk is tragic but holy shit, I can't believe Bray Wyatt is dead at 36
August 25, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Losing Terry Funk is tragic but holy shit, I can't believe Bray Wyatt is dead at 36
Would y'all still respect me if I started wearing Hawaiian shirts covered in death metal patches?
August 22, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Would y'all still respect me if I started wearing Hawaiian shirts covered in death metal patches?
Perhaps you'd prefer some Sky Tears?
August 21, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Perhaps you'd prefer some Sky Tears?
I bet Dave Grohl would do it. I'm pretty sure he's trying to spend a little time in every band ever formed.
August 21, 2023 at 6:42 PM
I bet Dave Grohl would do it. I'm pretty sure he's trying to spend a little time in every band ever formed.
I'm going to quit my job and sell bottled water under the name "Earth Juice."
August 21, 2023 at 6:39 PM
I'm going to quit my job and sell bottled water under the name "Earth Juice."
"There are no blue ticks on Bluesky"
That's ok, I brought my own.
That's ok, I brought my own.
August 16, 2023 at 4:30 PM
"There are no blue ticks on Bluesky"
That's ok, I brought my own.
That's ok, I brought my own.
"If I'm ever in a fatal work injury, just get me out of here and keep me alive until we get to Sheetz so I can die somewhere I love."
August 16, 2023 at 3:44 PM
"If I'm ever in a fatal work injury, just get me out of here and keep me alive until we get to Sheetz so I can die somewhere I love."