Me except I’m saying them all with 10/10 accuracy

Philly showin' up today

Me when I swim in the water that’s breaking your levee

my brother sending me a reel on Instagram that isn’t misogynistic level impossible

Has anyone even considered that women like taller men bc statistically they’ll die sooner

I’m having the most intense case of nostalgia to the point where I feel like I’m going to be sick. Just a deep ache in my chest. Feels like grief. Feels like sorrow. Send help

Americas Next Top Surgery

how could peter piper have picked a peck of pickled peppers? because if the peppers are pickled surely they have already been picked; he can’t be pulling pickled peppers off the vine or bush or whatever. mr piper you have some explaining to do. mr piper answer me

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

GODDDD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOURE A PINK PONY GIRL

Why can I take a micro-dose of meth & feel sleepy but the second I take two sips of coffee I’m shaking and puking and shitting and palpitating

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