everythinghurts.bsky.social
@everythinghurts.bsky.social
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Trump says he will force Venezuela to hand over millions of barrels of sanctioned oil, which the U.S. will sell off under his control.

Hello? This is naked extortion of a sovereign country. It’s far past time for Congress to grow a spine and rein in our tinpot dictator.
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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he's just gonna keep doing illegal shit as long as everyone keeps letting him
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Have we considered that maybe the cis straight men are sad because they all hang out in windowless dark rooms alone?
August 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
At what point do you start to tell a child about IP? #parenting
July 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Still haven’t recovered from the fact that the Handmaid’s Tale series ended like “Maybe Gilead was the friends we made along the way…”
May 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The most impressive thing the brain does is zone out while driving, yet still drive.
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You should be able to list your sexuality as “married”
April 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If aliens landed in our country right now and was like, who’s the best of you, I’d say Keke Palmer without hesitation.
March 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s good to check in with your parents every so often to find out if they’re still aggressively not drinking water.
March 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m about to be on LinkedIn like
March 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
LinkedIn should have a “mass easy apply” where you apply to every job posted at once, role the dice, let fate decide.
March 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When I meow back at my cat, I wonder if she’s thinking, “See!?You understand me.”
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The irony of Demi Moore losing the Oscar to a younger fresher actor for a role that wouldn’t have existed without Striptease does not escape me. #oscars #substance
March 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
#snl50 you probably could have healed the world with a Pedro Pascal dance cam.
February 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I started a #substack to start writing about #actors. First post is up! #severance

open.substack.com/pub/actorrea...
John Turturro as Irving B: Severance
John Turturro is a legend of our time.
open.substack.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This feels like the plot of a ‘90s movie starring Pauly Shore or some shit…
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hot take: some mattresses should be covered by insurance. They’re preventive care.
February 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’m very tired of Dem leadership basically just standing around tattling and pointing fingers. The rules have changed. Change your approach.
February 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If I ever end it, just know the final note will be a LinkedIn post.
February 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m pretty positive in my past life I was a chambermaid.
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No matter the outcome, let’s remember what’s most important. Josh Allen is hotter. #afc #bills
January 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@bodegacats.bsky.social I adopted my cat Frankie from NYC and am 95% sure she is genetically a bodega cat, and displaced. She has a taste for deli meats and chips (gets tiny crumbs occasionally, as a treat). She allows pets to a point then snaps. I will continue gathering evidence!
January 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Point deduction for acting #oscarnominations
January 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I just learned it’s not the singular Girl Scout cookies, just one scout… making all those cookies. I don’t believe in anything anymore!
January 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM