wheres pepsi. why cant i talk to doritos and arbys on here. where is the personification of netflix, the streaming service. i want to pass the digital blunt to steakums right FUCKING now

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post

bluesky doesn’t need GIF support, we’re all terminally online here, we know every GIF, we can just type, like, look_at_all_those_chickens.gif and everyone will have the GIF conjured in their minds

I deactivated my threads account already but it turns out you can’t delete your threads account *without also deleting your Instagram account* so maybe just don’t sign up!

i heard
that you and your mutuals abandoned twitter for bluesky
i heard
that you and your mutuals abandoned bluesky for twitter

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

if i begged for codes for nothing and people end up using the instagram-made alternative i’m killing myself