ev
@evelynjeans.bsky.social
they/them but mostly just a little guy
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Red smoke selfie @evelynjeans.bsky.social
April 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Red smoke selfie @evelynjeans.bsky.social
@porkpudding.bsky.social have the davinki twins ever fucked up?
April 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
@porkpudding.bsky.social have the davinki twins ever fucked up?
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“I won’t make the same mistakes my parents did—they vaccinated me as a kid and now every year my picks flop in the first round, and I end up with the worst bracket in the office," said one local parent. "I don’t want my children betting big on Gonzaga like I did.”
RFK Jr. Believes Vaccines Cause March Madness: tinyurl.com/bdefapet
March 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“I won’t make the same mistakes my parents did—they vaccinated me as a kid and now every year my picks flop in the first round, and I end up with the worst bracket in the office," said one local parent. "I don’t want my children betting big on Gonzaga like I did.”
I need coworkers to stop calling me ev if it spreads to the children I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem
March 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I need coworkers to stop calling me ev if it spreads to the children I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem
I feel as though Travis planned to propose if they won… and now it is seeming that will not be happening…
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I feel as though Travis planned to propose if they won… and now it is seeming that will not be happening…
Very excited about the @itsbillycrystal.bsky.social and Meg Ryan Super Bowl commercial… my favorite movie of all time !!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Very excited about the @itsbillycrystal.bsky.social and Meg Ryan Super Bowl commercial… my favorite movie of all time !!!
@bradleywithane.com I just missed the last 8 minutes of the Grammys what happened
February 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@bradleywithane.com I just missed the last 8 minutes of the Grammys what happened
sometimes the Grammys speeches make me really emotional but I also forgot my medication last night so
February 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
sometimes the Grammys speeches make me really emotional but I also forgot my medication last night so
nosferatu was honestly very good and I don’t even like horror movies like at all
January 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
nosferatu was honestly very good and I don’t even like horror movies like at all
Washington’s Medicaid literally saved my life three times but I guess people’s literal lives are less valuable than money and scare tactics
BREAKING: Senator Ron Wyden says his staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states following the Trump funding freeze.
January 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Washington’s Medicaid literally saved my life three times but I guess people’s literal lives are less valuable than money and scare tactics
anyway I’ve been really into the Pokémon TCG pocket edition so I’ll be fixating on that for the near future
November 27, 2024 at 1:28 AM
anyway I’ve been really into the Pokémon TCG pocket edition so I’ll be fixating on that for the near future
if you comment on what I’m eating I’ll probably burst into flames so be gentle
November 27, 2024 at 1:24 AM
if you comment on what I’m eating I’ll probably burst into flames so be gentle
dreaming of a holiday that doesn’t revolve solely around food and eating
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 AM
dreaming of a holiday that doesn’t revolve solely around food and eating
lil bits of joy from me redecorating my apartment!!! no I will not shut up about it!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
lil bits of joy from me redecorating my apartment!!! no I will not shut up about it!!!
I don’t care how complicated root is it’s making it to the fucking table for it’s insane visual and playable game design
November 18, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I don’t care how complicated root is it’s making it to the fucking table for it’s insane visual and playable game design
I can feel the light leave someone’s eyes after minute three of a board game teach chat is it me or is that the nature of the beast
November 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I can feel the light leave someone’s eyes after minute three of a board game teach chat is it me or is that the nature of the beast
convincing anyone to play a board game with me feels a little bit like I’m holding a bank hostage
November 17, 2024 at 5:20 AM
convincing anyone to play a board game with me feels a little bit like I’m holding a bank hostage
you cannot contain my twisted mind. I will continue to fixate on elaborate mordetwi cosplay recreations of the iconic image that started it all. you will not stop me.
November 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
you cannot contain my twisted mind. I will continue to fixate on elaborate mordetwi cosplay recreations of the iconic image that started it all. you will not stop me.
being bipolar is fun because sometimes you feel hype as fuck out of nowhere even when things are bad. being bipolar is not fun also because of that. almost like a… double edged sword….
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
being bipolar is fun because sometimes you feel hype as fuck out of nowhere even when things are bad. being bipolar is not fun also because of that. almost like a… double edged sword….
I honestly might be hypomanic but I really don’t want them to put me on the lithium again which is the exact type of oversharing someone who needs to be on lithium would say
November 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I honestly might be hypomanic but I really don’t want them to put me on the lithium again which is the exact type of oversharing someone who needs to be on lithium would say
since getting dumped writing bad poetry has become my whole thing and now I’m sitting on a Google doc with like 280 unedited poems dating back to mid high school and I don’t even know what to do with them so they just. sit there.
November 15, 2024 at 3:01 AM
since getting dumped writing bad poetry has become my whole thing and now I’m sitting on a Google doc with like 280 unedited poems dating back to mid high school and I don’t even know what to do with them so they just. sit there.
all I know is listen to death cab for cutie, cry about the demise of club penguin, and blast the removed “biggering” from the Lorax (2012) in my red Toyota prius. what a life I tell ya
November 15, 2024 at 2:38 AM
all I know is listen to death cab for cutie, cry about the demise of club penguin, and blast the removed “biggering” from the Lorax (2012) in my red Toyota prius. what a life I tell ya