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@evelynjeans.bsky.social
they/them but mostly just a little guy
are you sure your Thai iced tea is not a bus full of antifa in disguise
September 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
are you sure your Thai iced tea is not a bus full of antifa in disguise
mom you’re in grave danger you gotta get outta there NOW!
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
mom you’re in grave danger you gotta get outta there NOW!
but brian! there are too many delicious food trucks! and independent bookstores! and microbreweries! it’s a hellhole I tell you! an absolute hellhole! that’s why I moved to Seattle where things are definitely very different…
September 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
but brian! there are too many delicious food trucks! and independent bookstores! and microbreweries! it’s a hellhole I tell you! an absolute hellhole! that’s why I moved to Seattle where things are definitely very different…
love you lots momma 💟
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
love you lots momma 💟
idk if I’m gonna be able to do it but it’s such an important story to be told
July 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
idk if I’m gonna be able to do it but it’s such an important story to be told
thank you porkpudding llc
April 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
thank you porkpudding llc
follow up: me but with Billy Crystal
April 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
follow up: me but with Billy Crystal
I’m gonna off myself for real for that
March 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’m gonna off myself for real for that
I think I’d rather die than do that year over again
March 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think I’d rather die than do that year over again
you know what Bradley? Fucking real.
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
you know what Bradley? Fucking real.
thank you brad tuned in right back in time for chappell which is what I was hoping I hadn’t missed
February 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
thank you brad tuned in right back in time for chappell which is what I was hoping I hadn’t missed