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may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him
it's fine i was just kidding...
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
it's fine i was just kidding...
oh god it's the season for thanksgiving leftovers jokes
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
oh god it's the season for thanksgiving leftovers jokes
My grandfather asked me if I was dating any boys and when I told him I was single he called me a loser
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My grandfather asked me if I was dating any boys and when I told him I was single he called me a loser
i hate my broad shoulders man it makes it impossible to find a shirt that fits correctly
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i hate my broad shoulders man it makes it impossible to find a shirt that fits correctly
it's literally tuesday when u think about it
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
it's literally tuesday when u think about it
this food is so fucking expensive lois
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
this food is so fucking expensive lois
Eagerly waiting for my chicken parm to be out of the oven
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Eagerly waiting for my chicken parm to be out of the oven
this song makes me ready to run through a brick wall every single time i listen to it. without fail
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this song makes me ready to run through a brick wall every single time i listen to it. without fail
might be browning out at the family dinner
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
might be browning out at the family dinner
the people next to me on this flight are talking about the lessons of scripture and i'm drinking a vodka orange juice at 10:30 in the morning
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
the people next to me on this flight are talking about the lessons of scripture and i'm drinking a vodka orange juice at 10:30 in the morning
when gaga is in my top artists this year on spotify but only bc of joanne...
October 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
when gaga is in my top artists this year on spotify but only bc of joanne...
need to queen out with her
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
need to queen out with her
At the renaissance festival
September 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
At the renaissance festival
almost over the hump :)
September 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
almost over the hump :)
Two weeks off classes before my fall semester starts so it's time to be whimsical and productive and sl*tty
August 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Two weeks off classes before my fall semester starts so it's time to be whimsical and productive and sl*tty
Do I start my FFXIV subscription up again once I finish TOTK
August 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Do I start my FFXIV subscription up again once I finish TOTK
Took my morning SSRI and daily vitamins/supplements at 1pm with two cups of black coffee AMA
August 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Took my morning SSRI and daily vitamins/supplements at 1pm with two cups of black coffee AMA
New daily mantra for August incoming I fear
August 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
New daily mantra for August incoming I fear