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E
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may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him
Clair Obscur is such a fascinating video game experience for me because the gameplay is phenomenal but I hate virtually everything else about the experience
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Not nearly enough Dunkins in this city for my liking
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
And the haircut SUCKS too 🥀🥀
barber is wearing a mask but it's not covering his nose
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 PM
barber is wearing a mask but it's not covering his nose
January 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
i just refuse to believe this is the best the city could do when it comes to handling the snow
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Sometimes I think about the gay who dressed up as Kristi Noem "ironically" for Halloween and I get disgusted all over again
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I'm going to print this image out and hang it on my wall because the idea that this exists should fill everyone with absolute boiling fucking rage every day.
Here is the child’s drawing.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Is today Tuesday. Does it even matter
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 PM
we need to win because these people need to face justice
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Hoda and Kathie Lee for The Traitors s5
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
smiled at a gym crush and then proceeded to hit my head while adjusting the weight on a machine so if you need me i'll be changing my identity and home
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
wait his new song is kind of... good?
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
winter stop itttttt. like for real STOP
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Gavin Newsom you continue to be utterly insufferable and deeply useless
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
the wind keeps blowing my hair over one eye and i look like an anime protagonist 😭
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Not even done with the first week of the semester yet
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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I will never tire of telling people “This wouldn’t have happened under a Kamala presidency.”
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
harry styles is making new music. because we haven't suffered enough apparently
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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It was gender.
Immense skill issue to not have found this immediately obvious in 2016
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Anyways that's enough political posting. Carry on!
January 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I'm sorry but there's no real way to concoct that argument that a Black woman should step aside in a Senate race and cede her political aspirations to a white man without revealing yourself as a bigot.
January 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
i agree!
lisa rinna/candiace dillard bassett/rob rausch throuple. you agree
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
lisa rinna/candiace dillard bassett/rob rausch throuple. you agree
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
wait why do we hate colton
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
michael rapaport has such rancid vibes
January 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM