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evanthegreen.bsky.social
E
@evanthegreen.bsky.social
may i interest you in a glass of chardonnay and a trip down crazy lane? | he/him
do they show feet in the hockey show
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
santa claus is cumming
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i can't stop watching the jane lynch jennifer hudson entry gif i'm entranced
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ugh I can't wait to watch Heated Rivalry once I'm back from Thanksgiving
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
oh god it's the season for thanksgiving leftovers jokes
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I can't root for sports teams from states that voted republican and I stand by that
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the parade was kind of a flop this year, but it was the parade that america deserves at the moment
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"peace love and cowboys" oh I'm in enemy territory
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My grandfather asked me if I was dating any boys and when I told him I was single he called me a loser
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
karen read should win the nobel prize
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i hate my broad shoulders man it makes it impossible to find a shirt that fits correctly
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
kathy griffin they could never make me hate you and andy cohen/and*rs*n c**p*r they could never make me like you
You guys! An all new episode of Kathy Griffin: Talk Your Head Off is up now and all I can say is... never say never.

youtu.be/mgfGUcMRg-w?...
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Should I get one ear pierced (the gay one) or both
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Should I post about politics
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My thumb is hurting and I think it's from too much scrolling lmaooo
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
regret to inform you all the cycle has continued anew with each passing day
I got a fuckass haircut today and I've gone through all stages of grief this afternoon
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
yeah
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Already in a blue mood today and now I have to fight for my life navigating through airport crowds. Love loses!
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I got a fuckass haircut today and I've gone through all stages of grief this afternoon
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Got a peppermint mocha from starbs just to feel something
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
god i fucking hate g**nm*rco s*r*s*
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Gym is playing a song from Victorious today okay sure
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
okay i'll bite. as someone oblivious to gay nightlife in dc, what's happening with this feud
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it's literally tuesday when u think about it
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM