Evan Kayne
@evan-kayne.bsky.social
Writer. First Nations Status Indian. 2 Spirit/GAY but Demisexual. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. Quaker Parakeet wrangler. Hopeful. More to come in the days ahead.
18th Century: "Let them eat cake"
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
18th Century: "Let them eat cake"
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
New shoes. #feelingcute may continue contributing to the downfall of civilization later.
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New shoes. #feelingcute may continue contributing to the downfall of civilization later.
Time is a settler construct anyhow. I cannot be late because when I arrive is when I arrive.
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Time is a settler construct anyhow. I cannot be late because when I arrive is when I arrive.
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
#TwoSpirit #Pride flag finally arrived in the mail, and it's gorgeous!
July 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
#TwoSpirit #Pride flag finally arrived in the mail, and it's gorgeous!
Corporations - 11 months of the year we're complete bastards, but look! #Pride month! We good?
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
June 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Corporations - 11 months of the year we're complete bastards, but look! #Pride month! We good?
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
When you're #writing and a #CalvinandHobbes strip inspires some dialogue about a bad situation...one of my favorite strips, thanks #BillWatterson
(that genius last panel)
(that genius last panel)
May 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When you're #writing and a #CalvinandHobbes strip inspires some dialogue about a bad situation...one of my favorite strips, thanks #BillWatterson
(that genius last panel)
(that genius last panel)
May 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh, look, it's #April25th the #perfectdate again:
April 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh, look, it's #April25th the #perfectdate again:
Elder Google has it right...this is exactly what it means in Cree:
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
April 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Elder Google has it right...this is exactly what it means in Cree:
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
@nancycomics.bsky.social explains the #woowoo #quakery that is #homeopathy for everyone. "It'll be so diluted..." "Sure, sure, sure, but still some magical chemical"
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@nancycomics.bsky.social explains the #woowoo #quakery that is #homeopathy for everyone. "It'll be so diluted..." "Sure, sure, sure, but still some magical chemical"
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Did you know you can remove childproof caps and just use the regular cap underneath? How you remove it it up to you.
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
March 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Did you know you can remove childproof caps and just use the regular cap underneath? How you remove it it up to you.
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
I don't have a bondage fetish, I have a bad back and need to remember to sit up straight:
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I don't have a bondage fetish, I have a bad back and need to remember to sit up straight:
March 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well, this was fucking funny, but those fuckers at Google will probably change it soon because fucking everything must be fucking AI:
#AI #googleAI #AIallthethings
#AI #googleAI #AIallthethings
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well, this was fucking funny, but those fuckers at Google will probably change it soon because fucking everything must be fucking AI:
#AI #googleAI #AIallthethings
#AI #googleAI #AIallthethings
#MICROSOFT 365 AI Suprise! It'll cost you! Today I found out that not only is it annoying to have to hunt around and turn off Clippy...ah, #Copilot but they decided...without telling me...that I would pay extra for this version. Nope.
January 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
#MICROSOFT 365 AI Suprise! It'll cost you! Today I found out that not only is it annoying to have to hunt around and turn off Clippy...ah, #Copilot but they decided...without telling me...that I would pay extra for this version. Nope.
Maybe someone should check on YouTube's algorithm, because I'm not crazy...at least that's what the voices tell me.
#wtf #foundthings #humor #writer
#wtf #foundthings #humor #writer
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Maybe someone should check on YouTube's algorithm, because I'm not crazy...at least that's what the voices tell me.
#wtf #foundthings #humor #writer
#wtf #foundthings #humor #writer
And what's funny it's always some minor task I blow up into my head to a whole big THING....
#FEARS #ADHDawareness #OvercomeChallenges #DailyInspiration
#FEARS #ADHDawareness #OvercomeChallenges #DailyInspiration
January 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
And what's funny it's always some minor task I blow up into my head to a whole big THING....
#FEARS #ADHDawareness #OvercomeChallenges #DailyInspiration
#FEARS #ADHDawareness #OvercomeChallenges #DailyInspiration
January 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Yes, there *ARE* shitty tenants. However, professional implies the rest of us are amateurs? So are shitty landlords "professional landlords"? Uh, maybe call them "predatory" tenants instead.
#therentistodamnedhigh #renters #capitalism #tenants #landlords #randomthoughts #shitIsaw
#therentistodamnedhigh #renters #capitalism #tenants #landlords #randomthoughts #shitIsaw
January 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yes, there *ARE* shitty tenants. However, professional implies the rest of us are amateurs? So are shitty landlords "professional landlords"? Uh, maybe call them "predatory" tenants instead.
#therentistodamnedhigh #renters #capitalism #tenants #landlords #randomthoughts #shitIsaw
#therentistodamnedhigh #renters #capitalism #tenants #landlords #randomthoughts #shitIsaw
And I used this to create a few AI images for shits and giggles. It....got weird:
December 28, 2024 at 4:25 AM
And I used this to create a few AI images for shits and giggles. It....got weird:
Trying to zone out on the sofa after running around all day but the #birb want attention.
#parrot #pet #quakerparakeet
#parrot #pet #quakerparakeet
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Trying to zone out on the sofa after running around all day but the #birb want attention.
#parrot #pet #quakerparakeet
#parrot #pet #quakerparakeet
It's cold & snowing in #calgary so going to the #gym first thing was not happening. Pulled a #firstdraft of a #flashfiction out of thin air, the #edible and the #cbdoil is kicking in, so I may go out...or do the circle of nope:
#writing #indigenouswriter #twospirit
#writing #indigenouswriter #twospirit
December 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
It's cold & snowing in #calgary so going to the #gym first thing was not happening. Pulled a #firstdraft of a #flashfiction out of thin air, the #edible and the #cbdoil is kicking in, so I may go out...or do the circle of nope:
#writing #indigenouswriter #twospirit
#writing #indigenouswriter #twospirit
Chocolate Peanut Butter cookies made with some #cannabutter but really low strength. For a friend who's not as #chronic as I am
#420daily #cannabis #cookies
#420daily #cannabis #cookies
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Chocolate Peanut Butter cookies made with some #cannabutter but really low strength. For a friend who's not as #chronic as I am
#420daily #cannabis #cookies
#420daily #cannabis #cookies
Nice to see something I've known SINCE THE 80S!!! start entering societal discorse
#taxtherich
#taxtherich
December 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Nice to see something I've known SINCE THE 80S!!! start entering societal discorse
#taxtherich
#taxtherich