Evan Kayne
@evan-kayne.bsky.social
Writer. First Nations Status Indian. 2 Spirit/GAY but Demisexual. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. Quaker Parakeet wrangler. Hopeful. More to come in the days ahead.
As a member of the Alexandra Writers Center Society here in #Calgary, I encourage you to purchase a 50/50 ticket to support writers.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
As a member of the Alexandra Writers Center Society here in #Calgary, I encourage you to purchase a 50/50 ticket to support writers.
www.rafflebox.ca/raffle/awcs2...
www.rafflebox.ca/raffle/awcs2...
18th Century: "Let them eat cake"
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
18th Century: "Let them eat cake"
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
21st Century: "We've rebranded to Maxwell Apartments...no, it's not OUR job to fix the housing crisis...why are you googling 'How to build a guillotine'?"
#capitalism #tonedeaf #fuckingidiots
New shoes. #feelingcute may continue contributing to the downfall of civilization later.
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New shoes. #feelingcute may continue contributing to the downfall of civilization later.
"You know that age is getting to you a little bit and creeping in when you have to tell yourself to stop drinking at 9PM...but you're not even talking about alcohol, just all liquid." - quoting truth from @courtneygilmour.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"You know that age is getting to you a little bit and creeping in when you have to tell yourself to stop drinking at 9PM...but you're not even talking about alcohol, just all liquid." - quoting truth from @courtneygilmour.bsky.social
Reposted by Evan Kayne
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
Time is a settler construct anyhow. I cannot be late because when I arrive is when I arrive.
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Time is a settler construct anyhow. I cannot be late because when I arrive is when I arrive.
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
#stonerhumor #weed #firstnations
You know, when you're in the comfort of your own home, and suddenly you see a creature with a beak and sharp claws flying at your head only to veer off and land on your shoulder...it's a mystery why there aren't more #bird owners.
#pet #wordsofwisdom #haha #birb #randomthoughts
#pet #wordsofwisdom #haha #birb #randomthoughts
August 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You know, when you're in the comfort of your own home, and suddenly you see a creature with a beak and sharp claws flying at your head only to veer off and land on your shoulder...it's a mystery why there aren't more #bird owners.
#pet #wordsofwisdom #haha #birb #randomthoughts
#pet #wordsofwisdom #haha #birb #randomthoughts
#TwoSpirit #Pride flag finally arrived in the mail, and it's gorgeous!
July 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
#TwoSpirit #Pride flag finally arrived in the mail, and it's gorgeous!
Sometimes when you're working in a shared space on the web, you see an issue no one else is touching (email notifications). But you're smart enough to know if you acknowledge #theelephantintheroom you're going to be asked to clean it up. #Learnfrommyfails
July 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sometimes when you're working in a shared space on the web, you see an issue no one else is touching (email notifications). But you're smart enough to know if you acknowledge #theelephantintheroom you're going to be asked to clean it up. #Learnfrommyfails
In case you need reminding why, as a Canadian, you should avoid travelling to the USA: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Canadians in ICE detention centres left in legal limbo as families try to secure release | CBC News
Relatives of Canadians detained by ICE in the U.S. say they're furious and frustrated by the treatment of their loved ones and the battles they're having to fight for even the most basic information.
www.cbc.ca
July 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
In case you need reminding why, as a Canadian, you should avoid travelling to the USA: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
1 lesson I've learned in life: a lot of pretty white people are really into #NewAge / #Vegan /Vegetarian/ #Yoga /Massage/ #Wellness and the like. They preach how this is all about peace, love, saving the planet, etc. but that's BS. They're scammy shitty people.
#scam #sugartaco #whiteprivilege
#scam #sugartaco #whiteprivilege
Inside the Influencer vs. Playmate Feud That Blew Up L.A.’s Hottest Taco Joint
Built by a crew of former centerfolds, reality stars, and social media stars, Sugar Taco was supposed to be a socially-conscious, animal-friendly, female-driven Mexican restaurant empire — until it al...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
June 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
1 lesson I've learned in life: a lot of pretty white people are really into #NewAge / #Vegan /Vegetarian/ #Yoga /Massage/ #Wellness and the like. They preach how this is all about peace, love, saving the planet, etc. but that's BS. They're scammy shitty people.
#scam #sugartaco #whiteprivilege
#scam #sugartaco #whiteprivilege
Corporations - 11 months of the year we're complete bastards, but look! #Pride month! We good?
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
June 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Corporations - 11 months of the year we're complete bastards, but look! #Pride month! We good?
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
#corporationsarepsychopaths #corporategreed #2SLGBTQA #june #bullshit #humor
When you're #writing and a #CalvinandHobbes strip inspires some dialogue about a bad situation...one of my favorite strips, thanks #BillWatterson
(that genius last panel)
(that genius last panel)
May 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When you're #writing and a #CalvinandHobbes strip inspires some dialogue about a bad situation...one of my favorite strips, thanks #BillWatterson
(that genius last panel)
(that genius last panel)
May 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Evan Kayne
Oh, look, it's #April25th the #perfectdate again:
April 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh, look, it's #April25th the #perfectdate again:
#Vatican Pope Reveals & smoke colours:
Black smoke=no decision.
White smoke=they've picked a new pope.
Pink smoke= It's a girl pope (Haha! Kidding).
Blue Smoke= it's a boy pope!
Rainbow sparkly smoke= Elton John is the new pope.
#pope #humor #genderreveal #humor #funny #news
Black smoke=no decision.
White smoke=they've picked a new pope.
Pink smoke= It's a girl pope (Haha! Kidding).
Blue Smoke= it's a boy pope!
Rainbow sparkly smoke= Elton John is the new pope.
#pope #humor #genderreveal #humor #funny #news
April 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I remember the weird stuff from the Internet's early days. And like a gift from the heavens, I found this....video: youtu.be/zTthcEH6o6k?...
Compilation of strange duck and goose animations
YouTube video by Master Tingus
youtu.be
April 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I remember the weird stuff from the Internet's early days. And like a gift from the heavens, I found this....video: youtu.be/zTthcEH6o6k?...
Another nice song, this time from #english band Elbow: youtu.be/ONQ25RW585w?...
Elbow - Gentle Storm (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ElbowVEVO
youtu.be
April 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Another nice song, this time from #english band Elbow: youtu.be/ONQ25RW585w?...
Elder Google has it right...this is exactly what it means in Cree:
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
April 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Elder Google has it right...this is exactly what it means in Cree:
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
#aboriginal #cree #shhdonttellthewhitefolks #humor #tuguy #firstnations
"Get a pet" they say. It's good for your mental health. [Gets #quakerparrot - bird dances on keyboard while I'm checking my blood pressure] "Why did my blood pressure spike just now?"
#haha #bloodpressure #mentalhealth #humor
#haha #bloodpressure #mentalhealth #humor
March 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Get a pet" they say. It's good for your mental health. [Gets #quakerparrot - bird dances on keyboard while I'm checking my blood pressure] "Why did my blood pressure spike just now?"
#haha #bloodpressure #mentalhealth #humor
#haha #bloodpressure #mentalhealth #humor
@nancycomics.bsky.social explains the #woowoo #quakery that is #homeopathy for everyone. "It'll be so diluted..." "Sure, sure, sure, but still some magical chemical"
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@nancycomics.bsky.social explains the #woowoo #quakery that is #homeopathy for everyone. "It'll be so diluted..." "Sure, sure, sure, but still some magical chemical"
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
#Nancycomic #OliviaJaimes
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Did you know you can remove childproof caps and just use the regular cap underneath? How you remove it it up to you.
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
March 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Did you know you can remove childproof caps and just use the regular cap underneath? How you remove it it up to you.
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions