Matt
@europewho.bsky.social
Liverpool fan, husband, dad
Dog is called Bear, his tongue looks like bacon.
Dog is called Bear, his tongue looks like bacon.
Pinned
Matt
@europewho.bsky.social
· Nov 18
What did you do in Lockdown? Well I created the following:
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU’RE a poo.
I consider it my greatest work.
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU’RE a poo.
I consider it my greatest work.
There may come a time when seeing Man City fail stops being quite so hilarious.
That time is not now.
That time is not now.
December 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
There may come a time when seeing Man City fail stops being quite so hilarious.
That time is not now.
That time is not now.
Reposted by Matt
pep guardiola telling the manchester city board what he needs in january:
November 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
pep guardiola telling the manchester city board what he needs in january:
2 - 2
2.66 v 1.19
10 v 12
Dead proud today.
2.66 v 1.19
10 v 12
Dead proud today.
December 14, 2024 at 6:19 PM
2 - 2
2.66 v 1.19
10 v 12
Dead proud today.
2.66 v 1.19
10 v 12
Dead proud today.
That Scotland group is brutal
December 13, 2024 at 4:02 PM
That Scotland group is brutal
Reposted by Matt
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
Liverpool v Accrington Stanley
Man Utd v Arsenal
Leeds vs Harrogate
Man City v Salford
Tamworth v Spurs
Truly a great 3rd round draw - can’t wait!
Man Utd v Arsenal
Leeds vs Harrogate
Man City v Salford
Tamworth v Spurs
Truly a great 3rd round draw - can’t wait!
December 2, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Liverpool v Accrington Stanley
Man Utd v Arsenal
Leeds vs Harrogate
Man City v Salford
Tamworth v Spurs
Truly a great 3rd round draw - can’t wait!
Man Utd v Arsenal
Leeds vs Harrogate
Man City v Salford
Tamworth v Spurs
Truly a great 3rd round draw - can’t wait!
The thing I love the most about Mac is not the skills or talent, it’s the ratting in games like this, the dirty chasing. He’s a master.
December 1, 2024 at 5:47 PM
The thing I love the most about Mac is not the skills or talent, it’s the ratting in games like this, the dirty chasing. He’s a master.
Bernardo Silva looks like a malnourished Paul McCartney
December 1, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Bernardo Silva looks like a malnourished Paul McCartney
This is the least fun game I have experienced in a long time
December 1, 2024 at 5:30 PM
This is the least fun game I have experienced in a long time
Get Curtis on, we need some control back
December 1, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Get Curtis on, we need some control back
I know it’s not Inverting the Pyramid or anything but Szobo does run *alot* and that’s valuable
December 1, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I know it’s not Inverting the Pyramid or anything but Szobo does run *alot* and that’s valuable
Must be frustrating playing against Salah - you’re allowed to foul him as much as you like but he still beats you.
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Must be frustrating playing against Salah - you’re allowed to foul him as much as you like but he still beats you.
Robertson keeps trying that underlapping run
December 1, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Robertson keeps trying that underlapping run
Gravenberch is a menace
December 1, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Gravenberch is a menace
Best pass I’ve ever seen? Maybe
December 1, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Best pass I’ve ever seen? Maybe
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
December 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
Prem table starting to look about right - Chelsea are 4th best team this year, 5th spot still v open (but probably end up spurs based on quality).
Other end it’ll be the 3 promoted clubs unless Ipswich defend better or Vardy does a miracle.
Other end it’ll be the 3 promoted clubs unless Ipswich defend better or Vardy does a miracle.
December 1, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Prem table starting to look about right - Chelsea are 4th best team this year, 5th spot still v open (but probably end up spurs based on quality).
Other end it’ll be the 3 promoted clubs unless Ipswich defend better or Vardy does a miracle.
Other end it’ll be the 3 promoted clubs unless Ipswich defend better or Vardy does a miracle.
Reposted by Matt
Hey Levenshulme people, there are no trains from Stockport or Manchester which means I will be late for this benefit show - can anyone give me some clues to alternatives ?
December 1, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Hey Levenshulme people, there are no trains from Stockport or Manchester which means I will be late for this benefit show - can anyone give me some clues to alternatives ?
Reposted by Matt
Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky
Match report from 7s (over 35s) tonight, important facts only:
We won 6-3
Their best player fell into the goal with the ball when it was his turn in
I was the wettest a human has ever been at the end.
@danielstorey85.bsky.social @footballramble.bsky.social Feel free to cover this, no charge.
We won 6-3
Their best player fell into the goal with the ball when it was his turn in
I was the wettest a human has ever been at the end.
@danielstorey85.bsky.social @footballramble.bsky.social Feel free to cover this, no charge.
November 18, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Match report from 7s (over 35s) tonight, important facts only:
We won 6-3
Their best player fell into the goal with the ball when it was his turn in
I was the wettest a human has ever been at the end.
@danielstorey85.bsky.social @footballramble.bsky.social Feel free to cover this, no charge.
We won 6-3
Their best player fell into the goal with the ball when it was his turn in
I was the wettest a human has ever been at the end.
@danielstorey85.bsky.social @footballramble.bsky.social Feel free to cover this, no charge.
What did you do in Lockdown? Well I created the following:
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU’RE a poo.
I consider it my greatest work.
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU’RE a poo.
I consider it my greatest work.
November 18, 2024 at 11:31 PM
What did you do in Lockdown? Well I created the following:
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU’RE a poo.
I consider it my greatest work.
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No YOU’RE a poo.
I consider it my greatest work.
We don’t ever talk about the 2005 War of the Worlds film.
Presumably because it’s the most terrifying movie ever made.
Presumably because it’s the most terrifying movie ever made.
November 18, 2024 at 11:02 PM
We don’t ever talk about the 2005 War of the Worlds film.
Presumably because it’s the most terrifying movie ever made.
Presumably because it’s the most terrifying movie ever made.