Eunice Swagpants
@euniceswagpants.bsky.social
Lady with the vocabulary of a well educated sailor. Freelance grammarian. Drunken hat enthusiast. Union steward. Stuck in Ohio.
I can’t say for sure, but I’m relatively confident that the video of Zelenskyy getting bullied by Mango Mussolini and JD Prance went directly into Putin’s spank bank. #SlavaUkraini
March 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can’t say for sure, but I’m relatively confident that the video of Zelenskyy getting bullied by Mango Mussolini and JD Prance went directly into Putin’s spank bank. #SlavaUkraini
“This is just awesome hockey.”
THEY HAVEN’T PLAYED ANY HOCKEY YET.
THEY HAVEN’T PLAYED ANY HOCKEY YET.
February 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“This is just awesome hockey.”
THEY HAVEN’T PLAYED ANY HOCKEY YET.
THEY HAVEN’T PLAYED ANY HOCKEY YET.
So, I’m watching the #4NationsFaceoff, and, WTF is happening here?!
February 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So, I’m watching the #4NationsFaceoff, and, WTF is happening here?!
I’ve never felt more like Michael Steele, yes, THAT Michael Steele, than I do right now.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y9XoWw/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y9XoWw/
#duet with @Koree.an & her Davincileo #msnbc Democrats, DO SOMETHING. #fyp #ohio #democrats #republicansaretheproblem #resistance #elonmusk
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February 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve never felt more like Michael Steele, yes, THAT Michael Steele, than I do right now.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y9XoWw/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y9XoWw/
I’m about to get hammered and run for Congress in Ohio. Can’t do any worse than Dave Joyce.
January 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m about to get hammered and run for Congress in Ohio. Can’t do any worse than Dave Joyce.
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Let me say this in no uncertain terms: the President’s actions today are illegal.
Cutting off people from healthcare, childcare, and other services is cruel.
The State of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have.
Cutting off people from healthcare, childcare, and other services is cruel.
The State of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have.
January 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Let me say this in no uncertain terms: the President’s actions today are illegal.
Cutting off people from healthcare, childcare, and other services is cruel.
The State of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have.
Cutting off people from healthcare, childcare, and other services is cruel.
The State of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have.
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TIRED: “Small business loves Trump”
WIRED: “Small business sues Trump”
@cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/01/28/l...
WIRED: “Small business sues Trump”
@cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/01/28/l...
January 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
TIRED: “Small business loves Trump”
WIRED: “Small business sues Trump”
@cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/01/28/l...
WIRED: “Small business sues Trump”
@cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/01/28/l...
Fuck Around? C’mere, there’s someone I want you to meet! Allow me to introduce you to Find Out.
January 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Fuck Around? C’mere, there’s someone I want you to meet! Allow me to introduce you to Find Out.
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"Does your dog bite?"
"No, it's worse... she judges"
"No, it's worse... she judges"
January 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Does your dog bite?"
"No, it's worse... she judges"
"No, it's worse... she judges"
Dipshit union members who voted for Cheeto Jesus: “He’s for the working class!”
Cheeto Jesus: *Sets in motion the end of the National Labor Relations Act”
DUMWVFCJ: *surprised Pikachu face*
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Cheeto Jesus: *Sets in motion the end of the National Labor Relations Act”
DUMWVFCJ: *surprised Pikachu face*
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Trump moves to fire members of EEOC and NLRB, breaking with precedent
The dismissals target two independent agencies that oversee swaths of U.S. workers, employers and labor unions.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dipshit union members who voted for Cheeto Jesus: “He’s for the working class!”
Cheeto Jesus: *Sets in motion the end of the National Labor Relations Act”
DUMWVFCJ: *surprised Pikachu face*
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Cheeto Jesus: *Sets in motion the end of the National Labor Relations Act”
DUMWVFCJ: *surprised Pikachu face*
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Who could’ve guessed that an armed and violent lunatic, when pardoned, would repeat his pattern of being an armed and violent lunatic.
Matthew W. Huttle, who served time for his role in the Jan. 6 attack and was pardoned by Donald Trump, was shot and killed by a Jasper County sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop in Indiana following an altercation with the officer.
Police say Huttle was armed and resisted arrest.
Police say Huttle was armed and resisted arrest.
January 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Who could’ve guessed that an armed and violent lunatic, when pardoned, would repeat his pattern of being an armed and violent lunatic.
I mean, Dr. Fucking Phil is riding along with ICE as they terrorize immigrants. Are we great yet?
WATCH: “I’m having a very hard time mustering up any sympathy for those people.”
@ananavarro.bsky.social on Latinos who voted for Trump now crying that their abuelas & tios are getting caught up in Trump’s expensive made-for-TV deportations.
@ananavarro.bsky.social on Latinos who voted for Trump now crying that their abuelas & tios are getting caught up in Trump’s expensive made-for-TV deportations.
January 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I mean, Dr. Fucking Phil is riding along with ICE as they terrorize immigrants. Are we great yet?
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Swasticars is cracking me up
January 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Swasticars is cracking me up
"I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction" - Clarence Darrow
Anita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84
She has hits with songs like "Paper Roses" and served as a spokesperson for Florida orange juice before her career came crashing down.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction" - Clarence Darrow
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Same as it ever was
January 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Same as it ever was
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"The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in the same state in 2006." 😥
My most read article of 2024
The United States of America has a child marriage epidemic—and it's even worse than you think.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/america-ha...
The United States of America has a child marriage epidemic—and it's even worse than you think.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/america-ha...
America has a child marriage epidemic—and it's even worse than you think
With more than 300,000 documented child marriages since 2000, Republicans are fighting to keep it that way
www.qasimrashid.com
January 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in the same state in 2006." 😥
I don’t even know what I’d do if any of my social media accounts had that many followers. I feel like I’d suddenly have pressure to produce quality content.
January 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I don’t even know what I’d do if any of my social media accounts had that many followers. I feel like I’d suddenly have pressure to produce quality content.
2025 is *literally* coming in hot.
gotta say we’re being a little heavy handed with the symbolism in 2025
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
2025 is *literally* coming in hot.
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I just got this job. We ain’t been on but 10 episode, and you talkin bout drinking?! No sir. 😂😂
“The last Black man to drink on this network got fired” - Roy Wood Jr on #CNNNYE
January 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I just got this job. We ain’t been on but 10 episode, and you talkin bout drinking?! No sir. 😂😂
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perfect. no notes.
January 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
perfect. no notes.
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Good god.
Elon Musk has changed his X profile.
His avatar is now Pepe the Frog, a mascot adopted by white supremacists.
His name is a Latinisation of “Kek”, a phrase used by neo-Nazis.
Musk has also backed AfD in Germany, the political home for racists.
The man is telling us explicitly what he’s about.
His avatar is now Pepe the Frog, a mascot adopted by white supremacists.
His name is a Latinisation of “Kek”, a phrase used by neo-Nazis.
Musk has also backed AfD in Germany, the political home for racists.
The man is telling us explicitly what he’s about.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Good god.
I do love a good community note.
December 27, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I do love a good community note.
The night is dark and full of terrors.
…like Laura Loomer.
…like Laura Loomer.
I decided that Loomer looks like Melisandre from GoT and now I can't unthink that.
It’s that time again when one of the worst people you know makes a good point😭💀
December 27, 2024 at 2:13 AM
The night is dark and full of terrors.
…like Laura Loomer.
…like Laura Loomer.