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Eunice Swagpants
@euniceswagpants.bsky.social
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Lady with the vocabulary of a well educated sailor. Freelance grammarian. Drunken hat enthusiast. Union steward. Stuck in Ohio.
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I am confusion.
February 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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buckrawheat.bsky.social
Same as it ever was
Inside of a book called Ducks: And, How to Make Them Pay. Caption reads: Review: "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God."
January 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
euniceswagpants.bsky.social
Quite honestly it’s the weirdest thing since coming to Bluesky - the whole “let’s try to get a bazillion followers” thing.
January 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM