Keith Eby
eugenekeiths.bsky.social
Keith Eby
@eugenekeiths.bsky.social
I am a neurodivergent/gifted, gay, atheist, left-leaning independent, never-Trumper in the heart of MAGA country.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, save me from your fanatics!
Facts!!!!
January 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
MAGA Vocabulary lesson for today, January 14, 2025

MAGAsplaining (trademark/copyright pending): being forced to listen to the wisdom and logic of MAGA Zombies as they try and justify their support of the Putin puppet.

See attachment:
January 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
What if she were black?

I have been watching how you sentence based on race. I don’t have the data, but you should check yourself for bias.

Elkhart substitute will not face jail time for bringing gun to elementary school.
Elkhart substitute will not face jail time for bringing gun to school
A former Elkhart substitute teacher won't see jail time after accidentally bringing a gun to school.
www.inkfreenews.com
January 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Wake up!

My 10-point plan to save the MAGA Zombies

1) Pundits please stop reacting negatively or mocking them. Report, move on, and work like crazy behind the scenes. You are preaching to the choir and the Zombies use clips of you mocking them to indoctrinate more Zombies.
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January 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Whoever signed me up for this mailing list, I hate you!
January 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Did having a TedTalk used to mean something or be a big deal? I can’t even sit through 10 seconds of them.
January 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM

I worked with him at the Watergate when he was running The Hotline. What a pompous, self-promoting, prick. I could not stand him from the moment I heard him say, “What? No low-carb bagels and you won’t let me livestream The Hotline.” Two-weeks later, all of this video equipment came Bye Felicia!
NBC Star Trump Hates Is ‘Asking Other Networks for Job’
Chuck Todd has reportedly met with editors from other networks and digital outlets, Semafor reported.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My MAGA Vocabulary Lesson:

Zombies: die hard MAGAs who walk around in Trump trance.

Zombie Killer: anyone who works to kill the virus in Zombies.

Unholy Alliance: the Trump coalition of Uber Wealthy, religious evangelicals, militia, KKK, misogynistic bros, etc…

I gamified this mess to survive.
January 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I don’t even find “The Onion” funny anymore. I used to recognize satire and now am like “He did what???”
January 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Are you kidding me with this???
January 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
MAGA: Make America Gross Again!
December 27, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I cannot stop watching this!
Twas the night before Christmas. 🌟 Can’t get enough of this…

‘2024 Holidays at the White House: A Season of Peace and Light.’

Merry Christmas, everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 12:39 PM
I am now working for a school district that I love and this article explains just one of the reasons. I am a small part of this massive undertaking, but it has been such a personally rewarding effort. It is also demonstrating to the students that huge tasks can be accomplished by working together.
Edgewood Leading Warsaw Schools In Helping Families With Food Insecurity Over The Holidays
The logistics of feeding over 350 food insecure families within the Warsaw Community School Corporation over the holidays is a daunting task, but one Edgewood Middle School and the school district hav...
timesuniononline.com
December 12, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Can MAGA now turn the focus to the born? I am in the schools everyday in Trump country and a shocking number of these kids need food, clean clothes, suitable housing, and adult supervision.

Let’s help those that are already born and struggling to survive.
December 11, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I thought “Idiocracy” was hilarious when it came out. I became a huge Maya Rudolph fan because of this film. Now, after the last 8 years, I believe Mike Judge is a witch!
December 9, 2024 at 2:22 PM
My grandmother made this quilt after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. Knowing she was nearing the end, she cut up her dresses to use as fabric squares and quilted one for all of her grandchildren. Some 35 years later, I still remember her wearing these dresses, which recalls such loving memories.
December 9, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Societal collapse was always my concern as to how civilization as we know it would end. I always thought it was going to be climate related, but now I believe geopolitical stupidity will end us.
December 5, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Reposted by Keith Eby
What’s with all the “alpha males” looking to men like Tucker and Rogan for what to believe and for other male approval? Now they all look act and believe the same.

Sounds kind of Beta to me actually
December 4, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Half of US looks at this and says,“Cool!” The other half looks at this and says,“Are you crazy?”
December 4, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by Keith Eby
Social Media etiquette: How to avoid coming across as a turd in your replies

"Actually..." - do not mansplain. Or womansplain. Avoid all splaining.

"There, I fixed it for you..." - If I wanted it fixed, I'd do it myself.

"Raise your..." - fuck off.

"I think you meant..." - seriously, fuck off.
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I guess I should have used Rocky Mountain Tea.
November 30, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Did anyone else find the quilt they took to university 25+ years ago in their Mom’s closet at her assisted living facility or just me?
November 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
A picture says a thousand words…
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM