Ethan Werner
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Ethan Werner
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protector. lover. builder. california democrat. computer programmer.

@ me: ethanwerner.com
*forces
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Blaming the city’s mood on this. And the miasma. Bad air quality.

Probably some weirdos in town too.
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Lime water. Or beer.
January 17, 2026 at 9:57 AM
A tee up at it’s finest. They will keep losing people with the current leadership. Thinking four of ten developers in total. Two already gone.

Lies and more to cover up. STD rumors spread after rejecting advances. Promotions given while withholding my final pay. Sand foundations.

HR matters.
January 17, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Behind the Nut Distribution.
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Blue Diamond, I can get nutty for you.
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 AM
This one probably hit better in the conference room.
January 17, 2026 at 8:57 AM
For the unacquainted, read the room.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Another.
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Looking for a plus one. I will drop you back off at Alcatraz on my way home.
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
AAAAAHHHHHHHH THE GHOST OF BARI WEISS.
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
*Carne
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Leadbelly - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
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January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I will get Sacramento on or off Hinge depending on how this goes. Never was an app guy.
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I dated too many people for my previous company's liking. Schrödinger's reference call.

This sounds like a good culture fit.
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Now they have a face card. Hello to the guys in sales. Transaction at 7:02.
January 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Put some more effort into your notifications. I received it today.
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM