Ethan Werner
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Ethan Werner
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protector. lover. builder. california democrat. computer programmer.

@ me: ethanwerner.com
I think he is done with his hiatus.
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
venv is cute
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
they'll never know
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Someone peed in the pool.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
A tee up at it’s finest. They will keep losing people with the current leadership. Thinking four of ten developers in total. Two already gone.

Lies and more to cover up. STD rumors spread after rejecting advances. Promotions given while withholding my final pay. Sand foundations.

HR matters.
January 17, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Behind the Nut Distribution.
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
An acceptable place for a nut joke. The air is full of almonds.
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM
This one probably hit better in the conference room.
January 17, 2026 at 8:57 AM
For the unacquainted, read the room.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Another.
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 AM
The word on the street.
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Carnal. Spear in hand.
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Absolute unit.
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I dated too many people for my previous company's liking. Schrödinger's reference call.

This sounds like a good culture fit.
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
you post one “I believe in jury nullification” and all of the sudden
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Not everyone gets this kindness.
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Very satisfied.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
January 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
CTRL click your way to a new job.
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM