Ethan Werner
@ethanwerner.com
protector. lover. builder. california democrat. computer programmer.
@ me: ethanwerner.com
@ me: ethanwerner.com
Pinned
Deactivate the troops in MN.
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Deactivate the troops in MN.
Someone peed in the pool.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Someone peed in the pool.
An acceptable place for a nut joke. The air is full of almonds.
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM
An acceptable place for a nut joke. The air is full of almonds.
The word on the street.
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
The word on the street.
THERE IS A LAGUNITAS TRUCK ON 16TH. I REPEAT, THERE IS A LAGUNITAS TRUCK ON 16TH.
@lagunitasbrewing.bsky.social
@lagunitasbrewing.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
THERE IS A LAGUNITAS TRUCK ON 16TH. I REPEAT, THERE IS A LAGUNITAS TRUCK ON 16TH.
@lagunitasbrewing.bsky.social
@lagunitasbrewing.bsky.social
Carnal. Spear in hand.
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Carnal. Spear in hand.
you post one “I believe in jury nullification” and all of the sudden
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
you post one “I believe in jury nullification” and all of the sudden
Sacramento culture is anti-growth.
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Sacramento culture is anti-growth.
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I want to crash this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event:W...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event:W...
Event:Wikipedia 25th Birthday Bay Area - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I want to crash this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event:W...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event:W...
good enough for the girls i go out with
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
good enough for the girls i go out with
thank you @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
thank you @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
You have a year left. Get wild.
You have a year left. Get wild.
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
You have a year left. Get wild.
You have a year left. Get wild.
To the companies I sent applications out to, the notes on the press office is a strictly personal matter.
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
To the companies I sent applications out to, the notes on the press office is a strictly personal matter.
2026 Billionaire Tax Act
The man himself opposes it, but his press office says the opposite. Get in line.
@governor.ca.gov
The man himself opposes it, but his press office says the opposite. Get in line.
@governor.ca.gov
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
2026 Billionaire Tax Act
The man himself opposes it, but his press office says the opposite. Get in line.
@governor.ca.gov
The man himself opposes it, but his press office says the opposite. Get in line.
@governor.ca.gov
They took another staff member off the website. One of the value creators.
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
They took another staff member off the website. One of the value creators.
@federalreserve.gov
Please double the rates good sir.
Please double the rates good sir.
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
@federalreserve.gov
Please double the rates good sir.
Please double the rates good sir.
@posthog.com
Assholes got me with the free sticker.
Assholes got me with the free sticker.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
@posthog.com
Assholes got me with the free sticker.
Assholes got me with the free sticker.