It is snowing outside. Things that need to happen outside of my house have happened. This is my plan for the rest of the day.

Tried to explain to the dog there is a middle ground between his current “passed out on the floor” and the “Florida man on meth” energy he has had since I got home from work. He is not interested in middle grounds.

Girls night in means the cat and I are watching our emotional support Pride and Prejudice (1995 BBC miniseries with Colin Firth)

I’m here to brag that my older sister is a contestant on Jeopardy tonight, also the returning champion graduated from the same high school as us a year ahead of me? This is the most contestants I ever have or ever will know on a single episode of Jeopardy.

The problem with deciding to subvert rather than just ignore the elf of the shelf if now I have to create a whole mythology around something I did not set out to do.
Meet Murray

Find the old ginger dumb-dumb

What today needed:

This brought to you by me, someone who yelled “multiplayer!” while watching the Backyard Brawl in my vintage Pitt gear

Reading about second person plural on a Friday night, because I know how to have a good time.

Decided to play “Closer to Fine” and sing along while driving with the windows down today because I am Home Health Physical Therapy Barbie.

Covering a patient in Oakland for a colleague this week, who warned “parking can be tough!” As though I didn’t go to Pitt for 7 years and spend two of those living in South Oakland, and been doing home care for 5 years.