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Y'know how you see stories of how people give birth at a restaurant and the baby gets things like free food n jobs n stuff for life?? Turns out if you give birth in a maze the baby gets lost
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Y'know how you see stories of how people give birth at a restaurant and the baby gets things like free food n jobs n stuff for life?? Turns out if you give birth in a maze the baby gets lost
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An anti-caking agent is far less exciting than the name would have you believe
June 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
An anti-caking agent is far less exciting than the name would have you believe
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If “gender critical” people were facing so much bullying and backlash that a large percentage of them died by suicide and then people mocked them by quoting that figure all the time unprovoked I might almost consider listening to their bellyaching about how everyone is so mean to them
May 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If “gender critical” people were facing so much bullying and backlash that a large percentage of them died by suicide and then people mocked them by quoting that figure all the time unprovoked I might almost consider listening to their bellyaching about how everyone is so mean to them
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
April 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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World Wildlife Fund Now Just Trying To Get Few Nice Photos Of Every Species For Posterity
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April 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
World Wildlife Fund Now Just Trying To Get Few Nice Photos Of Every Species For Posterity
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Being real here, there's nothing more satisfying than having a random thought on how to solve a problem, testing it on a chalkboard, and finding it's correct (and now you're covered in chalkdust too)
March 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Being real here, there's nothing more satisfying than having a random thought on how to solve a problem, testing it on a chalkboard, and finding it's correct (and now you're covered in chalkdust too)
Do marine biologists eat fish or is that mixing business and pleasure?
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Do marine biologists eat fish or is that mixing business and pleasure?
You've heard of the Bechdel test, now I'm proposing the Bechamel test.
It's when a piece of media on a wider issue has overwhelming white sources.
It's when a piece of media on a wider issue has overwhelming white sources.
March 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You've heard of the Bechdel test, now I'm proposing the Bechamel test.
It's when a piece of media on a wider issue has overwhelming white sources.
It's when a piece of media on a wider issue has overwhelming white sources.
People who have been on the internet a good few years now will have a negative gut reaction to this image and the phrase "net neutrality". Was huge for a month, then I never saw it mentioned again.
March 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
People who have been on the internet a good few years now will have a negative gut reaction to this image and the phrase "net neutrality". Was huge for a month, then I never saw it mentioned again.
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Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
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This is my periodic reminder to everybody who loses their appetite when they get stressed out to do whatever it takes to keep eating - set reminders, ask a trusted friend, whatever - because there have been years of downstream effects from my inadvertently collapsing my health in 2020 or so
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
This is my periodic reminder to everybody who loses their appetite when they get stressed out to do whatever it takes to keep eating - set reminders, ask a trusted friend, whatever - because there have been years of downstream effects from my inadvertently collapsing my health in 2020 or so
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Do you folks want my hot chocolate recipe
I think you do. Makes 2 big servings or like, 4 average ones:
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup baking cocoa
dash of salt
1/3 cup hot water
put this all together then boil it
then add 4 cups of milk
3/4 tsp vanilla
heat but don't boil. you can froth with whisk
serve!
I think you do. Makes 2 big servings or like, 4 average ones:
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup baking cocoa
dash of salt
1/3 cup hot water
put this all together then boil it
then add 4 cups of milk
3/4 tsp vanilla
heat but don't boil. you can froth with whisk
serve!
November 30, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Do you folks want my hot chocolate recipe
I think you do. Makes 2 big servings or like, 4 average ones:
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup baking cocoa
dash of salt
1/3 cup hot water
put this all together then boil it
then add 4 cups of milk
3/4 tsp vanilla
heat but don't boil. you can froth with whisk
serve!
I think you do. Makes 2 big servings or like, 4 average ones:
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup baking cocoa
dash of salt
1/3 cup hot water
put this all together then boil it
then add 4 cups of milk
3/4 tsp vanilla
heat but don't boil. you can froth with whisk
serve!