esmevane, sorry
@esmevane.com
Insipid but well-meaning software developing art gremlin.
"Incoherent; mayhem." - 4/5 stars.
"Couldn't make any sense of any of it, it's like he's talking to himself." - 2/5 stars.
https://mastodon.esmevane.com/ironchamber
https://esmevane.com
"Incoherent; mayhem." - 4/5 stars.
"Couldn't make any sense of any of it, it's like he's talking to himself." - 2/5 stars.
https://mastodon.esmevane.com/ironchamber
https://esmevane.com
let Ok((feature_values, _)) = features
.append_with_names(&self.config.feature_names)
.inspect_err(|e| {
error!("zomeone zooped teh noodle: {e}");
}) else {
// noodle zooped, halt
return Ok(())
};
boss these alerts are telling me someone zooped teh noodle, what do we do
.append_with_names(&self.config.feature_names)
.inspect_err(|e| {
error!("zomeone zooped teh noodle: {e}");
}) else {
// noodle zooped, halt
return Ok(())
};
boss these alerts are telling me someone zooped teh noodle, what do we do
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
let Ok((feature_values, _)) = features
.append_with_names(&self.config.feature_names)
.inspect_err(|e| {
error!("zomeone zooped teh noodle: {e}");
}) else {
// noodle zooped, halt
return Ok(())
};
boss these alerts are telling me someone zooped teh noodle, what do we do
.append_with_names(&self.config.feature_names)
.inspect_err(|e| {
error!("zomeone zooped teh noodle: {e}");
}) else {
// noodle zooped, halt
return Ok(())
};
boss these alerts are telling me someone zooped teh noodle, what do we do
I think all the “crash early and often” advice I’ve heard was from OTP/Beam folks, honestly, and for them it’s true and kind of easy to do in a low risk way - so maybe part of the assumption behind that phrase gets lost in translation, honestly!
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I think all the “crash early and often” advice I’ve heard was from OTP/Beam folks, honestly, and for them it’s true and kind of easy to do in a low risk way - so maybe part of the assumption behind that phrase gets lost in translation, honestly!
Unwrap always felt like pragmatism. In a good way! "How do I just get the thing out of the monad to see it? Well if it's safe, you can, but if not it should panic."
Is it even possible to have a compromise and NOT have a compromise at the same time, without relying on individual discipline / ethos?
Is it even possible to have a compromise and NOT have a compromise at the same time, without relying on individual discipline / ethos?
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Unwrap always felt like pragmatism. In a good way! "How do I just get the thing out of the monad to see it? Well if it's safe, you can, but if not it should panic."
Is it even possible to have a compromise and NOT have a compromise at the same time, without relying on individual discipline / ethos?
Is it even possible to have a compromise and NOT have a compromise at the same time, without relying on individual discipline / ethos?
loads of infrastructure work and economic boosts the minute we start doing buildouts too. the morons.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
loads of infrastructure work and economic boosts the minute we start doing buildouts too. the morons.
just talked to a friend about that lol. i guess i thought that was something most people already did
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
just talked to a friend about that lol. i guess i thought that was something most people already did
I did too, and I tried it this morning. It is a'ight. But, it has the same problems as the rest, and is still just a chatbot loop, so...
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I did too, and I tried it this morning. It is a'ight. But, it has the same problems as the rest, and is still just a chatbot loop, so...
Didn't it go to Pam Bondi? Who is kind of in trouble because of how badly she handled Epstein in the past? 'Cause I think she'll definitely alter/redact a bunch of it out of self-preservation, too.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Didn't it go to Pam Bondi? Who is kind of in trouble because of how badly she handled Epstein in the past? 'Cause I think she'll definitely alter/redact a bunch of it out of self-preservation, too.
lol well said, absolutely the same here!
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
lol well said, absolutely the same here!
Me in a nutshell. I’m also the drop off / pick up parent. It’s fine! But it’s time and bandwidth consuming, that’s all
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Me in a nutshell. I’m also the drop off / pick up parent. It’s fine! But it’s time and bandwidth consuming, that’s all
With every model, the code seems really - idk, mid? That feels like a value judgment but I don't know a better way to say it.
I almost always step back and just use what it made as reference, in the end. It doesn't feel "faster" but it does feel like I sped some parts of the spiking process up?
I almost always step back and just use what it made as reference, in the end. It doesn't feel "faster" but it does feel like I sped some parts of the spiking process up?
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
With every model, the code seems really - idk, mid? That feels like a value judgment but I don't know a better way to say it.
I almost always step back and just use what it made as reference, in the end. It doesn't feel "faster" but it does feel like I sped some parts of the spiking process up?
I almost always step back and just use what it made as reference, in the end. It doesn't feel "faster" but it does feel like I sped some parts of the spiking process up?
wild!
i've seen a lot of mullets and, worse, mullet bang faux hawk bowl cuts the last year or two. but like, all online / streams. feels like people are trying to make it happen
i've seen a lot of mullets and, worse, mullet bang faux hawk bowl cuts the last year or two. but like, all online / streams. feels like people are trying to make it happen
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
wild!
i've seen a lot of mullets and, worse, mullet bang faux hawk bowl cuts the last year or two. but like, all online / streams. feels like people are trying to make it happen
i've seen a lot of mullets and, worse, mullet bang faux hawk bowl cuts the last year or two. but like, all online / streams. feels like people are trying to make it happen
oh ok the bus didn't do the mullet, i was about to ask haha
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
oh ok the bus didn't do the mullet, i was about to ask haha
100%
I’d even say some stuff, like schools, no private option allowed! If you look at countries where they did that, suddenly the public option got really nice because the rich folks had to insist on better conditions for THEIR kids.
I’d even say some stuff, like schools, no private option allowed! If you look at countries where they did that, suddenly the public option got really nice because the rich folks had to insist on better conditions for THEIR kids.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
100%
I’d even say some stuff, like schools, no private option allowed! If you look at countries where they did that, suddenly the public option got really nice because the rich folks had to insist on better conditions for THEIR kids.
I’d even say some stuff, like schools, no private option allowed! If you look at countries where they did that, suddenly the public option got really nice because the rich folks had to insist on better conditions for THEIR kids.
For real! It’s past time to just rally up a bunch of librarians and just empower the hell out of them imo
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
For real! It’s past time to just rally up a bunch of librarians and just empower the hell out of them imo
My thesis is that people love ads, actually, but we hate this forced stuff. I think it’s like Steam, the problem with ads is that they’re making them tedious as hell. We love coupons, sales, brochures, trailers, etc. Super Bowl ads are huge usually (kinda duds lately though)
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My thesis is that people love ads, actually, but we hate this forced stuff. I think it’s like Steam, the problem with ads is that they’re making them tedious as hell. We love coupons, sales, brochures, trailers, etc. Super Bowl ads are huge usually (kinda duds lately though)
But it’s everywhere, not just hiring. Everywhere you can cram slop, the wheels are already in motion to provide a social proof alternative that is just less hassle. And none of the doofuses at the c level in the big tech orgs seem to understand they just ate their own seed corn.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
But it’s everywhere, not just hiring. Everywhere you can cram slop, the wheels are already in motion to provide a social proof alternative that is just less hassle. And none of the doofuses at the c level in the big tech orgs seem to understand they just ate their own seed corn.
Like hiring software? Totally bottomed out in terms of how we need to use it. We’re already back to human connections and direct communication for resumes and hiring. The digital channels are suddenly more work, and kind of futile.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Like hiring software? Totally bottomed out in terms of how we need to use it. We’re already back to human connections and direct communication for resumes and hiring. The digital channels are suddenly more work, and kind of futile.
This exactly. I was trying to explain it to someone recently - this wave of "rant guy with website gets popular" -> "'news' website makes money maybe?" -> "total meltdown heel turn" has happened like 3-4 times since the early 90s just in communities I've been a part of.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This exactly. I was trying to explain it to someone recently - this wave of "rant guy with website gets popular" -> "'news' website makes money maybe?" -> "total meltdown heel turn" has happened like 3-4 times since the early 90s just in communities I've been a part of.
😂 I'm actually having a tough time coming up with memorable recent scary movies that don't have kid harm, tbh!
I don't know if it's just actually that pervasive or if I need to rethink who I get scary movie recs from
I don't know if it's just actually that pervasive or if I need to rethink who I get scary movie recs from
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
😂 I'm actually having a tough time coming up with memorable recent scary movies that don't have kid harm, tbh!
I don't know if it's just actually that pervasive or if I need to rethink who I get scary movie recs from
I don't know if it's just actually that pervasive or if I need to rethink who I get scary movie recs from