Escher the Bard
@escherthebard.bsky.social
~Undead and Loving It~ || Purple Aficionado || Ravenloft Parody Account || He/Him
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US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily:
US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
December 31, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Alt text added.
Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily:
US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily:
US: 877-565-8860
Canada: 877-330-6366
Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific.
Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?
It would be GREATLY appreciated if someone could tell that little beast to back off so I can get down from the chandelier.
Please, it’s quite dusty up here.
Please, it’s quite dusty up here.
January 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It would be GREATLY appreciated if someone could tell that little beast to back off so I can get down from the chandelier.
Please, it’s quite dusty up here.
Please, it’s quite dusty up here.
Weirdest thing happened--I saw a package left outside the front of a clearly abandoned castle, so I figured it was finders keepers. I go to slink off with my prize, and some weird creature just jumps from around the corner, yelling and flailing, clanking around like a barrel of tin cans being rolled
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Weirdest thing happened--I saw a package left outside the front of a clearly abandoned castle, so I figured it was finders keepers. I go to slink off with my prize, and some weird creature just jumps from around the corner, yelling and flailing, clanking around like a barrel of tin cans being rolled
@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Another sibling? How many more are there??
You aren't as dry as the youth minister over there, are you?
You aren't as dry as the youth minister over there, are you?
December 21, 2024 at 1:41 PM
@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Another sibling? How many more are there??
You aren't as dry as the youth minister over there, are you?
You aren't as dry as the youth minister over there, are you?
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December 21, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf
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a young man with long blonde hair and blue eyes
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December 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Did… did I just get rejected…?
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December 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Did… did I just get rejected…?
Oh Baaaarooooooov~
December 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Oh Baaaarooooooov~
-pats belly- This baby can hold so much wine.
December 15, 2024 at 5:47 AM
-pats belly- This baby can hold so much wine.
@darklordazalin.bsky.social I can't recommend this face moisturizing cream enough, really. Please, take the bottle. Consider it charity from the little scrap of goodness somewhere in my heart.
December 12, 2024 at 10:58 PM
@darklordazalin.bsky.social I can't recommend this face moisturizing cream enough, really. Please, take the bottle. Consider it charity from the little scrap of goodness somewhere in my heart.
The little helmet needing bastard Sunlight'd me!
December 11, 2024 at 9:33 PM
The little helmet needing bastard Sunlight'd me!
Why do I feel like I'm about to be struck by lightning...?
December 11, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Why do I feel like I'm about to be struck by lightning...?
HOW DID THAT KENDER STEAL THE LACES OUT OF MY TUNIC WHILE I WAS WEARING IT????
December 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
HOW DID THAT KENDER STEAL THE LACES OUT OF MY TUNIC WHILE I WAS WEARING IT????
Did anyone know there's an accountant down here in the bowels of the castle? Poor bastard's chained to his desk, ha!
I left him there, why do you ask?
I left him there, why do you ask?
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Did anyone know there's an accountant down here in the bowels of the castle? Poor bastard's chained to his desk, ha!
I left him there, why do you ask?
I left him there, why do you ask?
Oop, time to spider climb my way to the roof again.
December 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Oop, time to spider climb my way to the roof again.
@jacquelinerenier.bsky.social mind telling your little furry brethren to stop chewing through my cloaks? I’m only allowed a certain allotment to my cloak budget or else Rahadin starts bitching about my spending habits.
December 9, 2024 at 7:34 PM
@jacquelinerenier.bsky.social mind telling your little furry brethren to stop chewing through my cloaks? I’m only allowed a certain allotment to my cloak budget or else Rahadin starts bitching about my spending habits.
@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social what would happen if I poked you in the frontal lobe?
December 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social what would happen if I poked you in the frontal lobe?
@ivandilisnya.bsky.social stay away from my wine, I like my alcohol unpoisoned, thank you.
December 9, 2024 at 3:07 PM
@ivandilisnya.bsky.social stay away from my wine, I like my alcohol unpoisoned, thank you.
@lyssavonz.bsky.social I can always put that tacky star on the top of your tree if you’d like. Being upside down on the ceiling for an extended period is kinda like a head rush high so we both kinda win really.
December 9, 2024 at 3:05 PM
@lyssavonz.bsky.social I can always put that tacky star on the top of your tree if you’d like. Being upside down on the ceiling for an extended period is kinda like a head rush high so we both kinda win really.
@jander-sunstar.bsky.social is… is that GARLIC I can smell on your breath???
Just how self destructive are you?
Just how self destructive are you?
December 9, 2024 at 2:57 PM
@jander-sunstar.bsky.social is… is that GARLIC I can smell on your breath???
Just how self destructive are you?
Just how self destructive are you?
@barovvonzarovich.bsky.social if you’re stopping by the winery, mind picking me up a bottle or two of Red Dragon Crush? Put it on your son’s tab.
Make that 5 bottles. Get yourself something nice too~
Make that 5 bottles. Get yourself something nice too~
December 9, 2024 at 2:50 PM
@barovvonzarovich.bsky.social if you’re stopping by the winery, mind picking me up a bottle or two of Red Dragon Crush? Put it on your son’s tab.
Make that 5 bottles. Get yourself something nice too~
Make that 5 bottles. Get yourself something nice too~
@lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social can you please move that oversized patch of rust further into your own domain so I don’t have to traumatize my eyes when I walk by? I don’t even know what a trans am IS.
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 PM
@lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social can you please move that oversized patch of rust further into your own domain so I don’t have to traumatize my eyes when I walk by? I don’t even know what a trans am IS.
Rahadin can’t get me with the broom if I hang out on the ceiling of the throne room. How’s it feel to be basically the only loser in the castle without spider climb?
If you wanna hit the vape you’re gonna need that spider climb.
If you wanna hit the vape you’re gonna need that spider climb.
December 9, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Rahadin can’t get me with the broom if I hang out on the ceiling of the throne room. How’s it feel to be basically the only loser in the castle without spider climb?
If you wanna hit the vape you’re gonna need that spider climb.
If you wanna hit the vape you’re gonna need that spider climb.
If all the bathrooms are closed, where am I supposed to hit my vape??? This is bullshit.
December 9, 2024 at 12:14 PM
If all the bathrooms are closed, where am I supposed to hit my vape??? This is bullshit.