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Escher the Bard
@escherthebard.bsky.social
~Undead and Loving It~ || Purple Aficionado || Ravenloft Parody Account || He/Him
I AGREE WITH ALL NEWS PROVIDED BY THE GOD BRAIN. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MISINFORMATION FROM THE GOD BRAIN, ONLY ALTERNATE FACTS
January 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
… never leaving this chandelier for a different reason now.
January 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
… WHY IS THERE A TRAIN IN THE CASTLE AND WHY IS IT TALKING TO ME

I’m never leaving this chandelier.
January 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I’m not the maid! I’m also not a light fixture, so call off your hellhound!
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Be honest—amongst your consorts, where do I stand?

IhavetobeaboveAnastrasyaatleast
January 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can SMELL the math coming off of you. I didn't know spreadsheets HAD a scent...
December 21, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I didn't shrie--

... Ahem. That sounds awful for the fop, of whom I have no relation to, as I have no idea what you're talking about.

Off topic, but have you considered renovating sometime in the near future?
December 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Oh.

Oh no.

You're NORMAL.
December 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
It was kinda dark, and I'd just drained an alcoholic so my senses weren't at their best, I admit.

Also, who gets this much metal buff spray at once? Maybe I can pawn those off on Gary. I'm keeping the OnlyElves giftcard though.
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
It took me weeks for my arm to heal, all for that bastard to just toss the ornament I gave him into the pile of identical lead painted ornaments he got from the other consorts.

Maybe this time when we make the trek, we drag--bring Sergei with us. That idio--lovely guy might have a better chance.
December 21, 2024 at 12:05 PM
You don't seem very sorrowful for me and my plight.
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM
You’re lonely, I’m pretty, what say you? Besides, why should I settle for a count, when you’re a king?

I promise, this has nothing to do with the threat I made your youngest about becoming his new step mom.
December 16, 2024 at 1:54 PM
kdp.amazon.com/en_US/help/t... (that's the topic I was reading, not sure if you've already perused in there)
Cover Creator
kdp.amazon.com
December 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
(It looks like you would upload a photo to a template, so in and of itself, the tool doesn't use AI as you would need to upload the picture being used to make the cover. I'm not 100% sure, that's just what seems to be the case while reading through help topics)
December 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Listen, you like wine, I like wine. It's a match made in the Abyss.
December 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Watch it prayer boy, I'll become your new step mom.
December 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM