Escher the Bard
@escherthebard.bsky.social
~Undead and Loving It~ || Purple Aficionado || Ravenloft Parody Account || He/Him
I AGREE WITH ALL NEWS PROVIDED BY THE GOD BRAIN. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MISINFORMATION FROM THE GOD BRAIN, ONLY ALTERNATE FACTS
January 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I AGREE WITH ALL NEWS PROVIDED BY THE GOD BRAIN. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MISINFORMATION FROM THE GOD BRAIN, ONLY ALTERNATE FACTS
… never leaving this chandelier for a different reason now.
January 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
… never leaving this chandelier for a different reason now.
… WHY IS THERE A TRAIN IN THE CASTLE AND WHY IS IT TALKING TO ME
I’m never leaving this chandelier.
I’m never leaving this chandelier.
January 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
… WHY IS THERE A TRAIN IN THE CASTLE AND WHY IS IT TALKING TO ME
I’m never leaving this chandelier.
I’m never leaving this chandelier.
I’m not the maid! I’m also not a light fixture, so call off your hellhound!
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m not the maid! I’m also not a light fixture, so call off your hellhound!
Be honest—amongst your consorts, where do I stand?
IhavetobeaboveAnastrasyaatleast
IhavetobeaboveAnastrasyaatleast
January 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Be honest—amongst your consorts, where do I stand?
IhavetobeaboveAnastrasyaatleast
IhavetobeaboveAnastrasyaatleast
I can SMELL the math coming off of you. I didn't know spreadsheets HAD a scent...
December 21, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I can SMELL the math coming off of you. I didn't know spreadsheets HAD a scent...
I didn't shrie--
... Ahem. That sounds awful for the fop, of whom I have no relation to, as I have no idea what you're talking about.
Off topic, but have you considered renovating sometime in the near future?
... Ahem. That sounds awful for the fop, of whom I have no relation to, as I have no idea what you're talking about.
Off topic, but have you considered renovating sometime in the near future?
December 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I didn't shrie--
... Ahem. That sounds awful for the fop, of whom I have no relation to, as I have no idea what you're talking about.
Off topic, but have you considered renovating sometime in the near future?
... Ahem. That sounds awful for the fop, of whom I have no relation to, as I have no idea what you're talking about.
Off topic, but have you considered renovating sometime in the near future?
Oh.
Oh no.
You're NORMAL.
Oh no.
You're NORMAL.
December 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Oh.
Oh no.
You're NORMAL.
Oh no.
You're NORMAL.
It was kinda dark, and I'd just drained an alcoholic so my senses weren't at their best, I admit.
Also, who gets this much metal buff spray at once? Maybe I can pawn those off on Gary. I'm keeping the OnlyElves giftcard though.
Also, who gets this much metal buff spray at once? Maybe I can pawn those off on Gary. I'm keeping the OnlyElves giftcard though.
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
It was kinda dark, and I'd just drained an alcoholic so my senses weren't at their best, I admit.
Also, who gets this much metal buff spray at once? Maybe I can pawn those off on Gary. I'm keeping the OnlyElves giftcard though.
Also, who gets this much metal buff spray at once? Maybe I can pawn those off on Gary. I'm keeping the OnlyElves giftcard though.
It took me weeks for my arm to heal, all for that bastard to just toss the ornament I gave him into the pile of identical lead painted ornaments he got from the other consorts.
Maybe this time when we make the trek, we drag--bring Sergei with us. That idio--lovely guy might have a better chance.
Maybe this time when we make the trek, we drag--bring Sergei with us. That idio--lovely guy might have a better chance.
December 21, 2024 at 12:05 PM
It took me weeks for my arm to heal, all for that bastard to just toss the ornament I gave him into the pile of identical lead painted ornaments he got from the other consorts.
Maybe this time when we make the trek, we drag--bring Sergei with us. That idio--lovely guy might have a better chance.
Maybe this time when we make the trek, we drag--bring Sergei with us. That idio--lovely guy might have a better chance.
You don't seem very sorrowful for me and my plight.
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM
You don't seem very sorrowful for me and my plight.
You’re lonely, I’m pretty, what say you? Besides, why should I settle for a count, when you’re a king?
I promise, this has nothing to do with the threat I made your youngest about becoming his new step mom.
I promise, this has nothing to do with the threat I made your youngest about becoming his new step mom.
December 16, 2024 at 1:54 PM
You’re lonely, I’m pretty, what say you? Besides, why should I settle for a count, when you’re a king?
I promise, this has nothing to do with the threat I made your youngest about becoming his new step mom.
I promise, this has nothing to do with the threat I made your youngest about becoming his new step mom.
kdp.amazon.com/en_US/help/t... (that's the topic I was reading, not sure if you've already perused in there)
Cover Creator
kdp.amazon.com
December 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
kdp.amazon.com/en_US/help/t... (that's the topic I was reading, not sure if you've already perused in there)
(It looks like you would upload a photo to a template, so in and of itself, the tool doesn't use AI as you would need to upload the picture being used to make the cover. I'm not 100% sure, that's just what seems to be the case while reading through help topics)
December 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
(It looks like you would upload a photo to a template, so in and of itself, the tool doesn't use AI as you would need to upload the picture being used to make the cover. I'm not 100% sure, that's just what seems to be the case while reading through help topics)
Listen, you like wine, I like wine. It's a match made in the Abyss.
December 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Listen, you like wine, I like wine. It's a match made in the Abyss.
Watch it prayer boy, I'll become your new step mom.
December 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Watch it prayer boy, I'll become your new step mom.