Escai
@escai.bsky.social
ENG/ESP | Vocaloid | Chronic retweeter of art | Overall flustered
Effectively finishing my shift an hour early by not letting my boss know I'm done with what he asked me to do is one of my favorite ways to slack off. He gets what he asked for and I get some peace and quiet. Win-win!
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Effectively finishing my shift an hour early by not letting my boss know I'm done with what he asked me to do is one of my favorite ways to slack off. He gets what he asked for and I get some peace and quiet. Win-win!
Man. Must be depressing to read all my recent posts. It's been hell all December.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Man. Must be depressing to read all my recent posts. It's been hell all December.
Local man comes back from vacation with renewed hatred for his job.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Local man comes back from vacation with renewed hatred for his job.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
We stay losing, baby. Life sucks and I suck but so do you, so we keep balling until the ball deflates and we have no more ball to ball with.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We stay losing, baby. Life sucks and I suck but so do you, so we keep balling until the ball deflates and we have no more ball to ball with.
Love it when my boss' entire feedback for something I'm working on is "I don't like it".
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Love it when my boss' entire feedback for something I'm working on is "I don't like it".
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
Lost my pet and my gf right before Christmas. Happy Holidays, fuckass!
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lost my pet and my gf right before Christmas. Happy Holidays, fuckass!
Yeah, daddy's officially single again. No idea what went wrong or why; just "I'm not feeling it" and it's over.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, daddy's officially single again. No idea what went wrong or why; just "I'm not feeling it" and it's over.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I'm single, sad and with some extra money from not having to buy a christmas gift for my (now ex) gf, in case any pretty ladies wanna take advantage of me.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm single, sad and with some extra money from not having to buy a christmas gift for my (now ex) gf, in case any pretty ladies wanna take advantage of me.
Chat I may have some anger issues. Not the violent kind, but the self-destructive kind.
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Chat I may have some anger issues. Not the violent kind, but the self-destructive kind.
Yeah I think I'm single again, lmao. Right after my first kiss too. That fucking sucks.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah I think I'm single again, lmao. Right after my first kiss too. That fucking sucks.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
My gf has been ghosting me ever since we had our first kiss, and one of the very few things she did say to me is that she'll be away for Christmas.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My gf has been ghosting me ever since we had our first kiss, and one of the very few things she did say to me is that she'll be away for Christmas.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
Today was just not a good day, man.
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Today was just not a good day, man.
I developed a habit of never letting people know when something good happens to me because I find it really awkward to explain days later when I lose the aforementioned good thing. It's really, really sad how I've adapted to having stuff taken from me all the time, to the point I just care about
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I developed a habit of never letting people know when something good happens to me because I find it really awkward to explain days later when I lose the aforementioned good thing. It's really, really sad how I've adapted to having stuff taken from me all the time, to the point I just care about
I really love THE FINALS. It's a great game and it doesn't try to monetize intrusively; it's 100% up to you if you wanna spend on it. It takes itself seriously in the same way Helldivers does: it'll never say that it's all a joke, but it is. You just need a few active brain cells to figure it out.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I really love THE FINALS. It's a great game and it doesn't try to monetize intrusively; it's 100% up to you if you wanna spend on it. It takes itself seriously in the same way Helldivers does: it'll never say that it's all a joke, but it is. You just need a few active brain cells to figure it out.
Man, I dread the workload looming over me for tomorrow. Sure, I can ignore it for most of the day, but if I don't start getting some videos out, my boss is gonna start asking questions. Of course, he won't ask whether or not the material he records is even remotely usable, that's not what I meant.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Man, I dread the workload looming over me for tomorrow. Sure, I can ignore it for most of the day, but if I don't start getting some videos out, my boss is gonna start asking questions. Of course, he won't ask whether or not the material he records is even remotely usable, that's not what I meant.
Not quite true, as I listen mostly to my trusty MP3s, but I guess this does show some songs that I listened to often.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Not quite true, as I listen mostly to my trusty MP3s, but I guess this does show some songs that I listened to often.
Funny how I stopped coming around here the moment I stopped having to deal with my boss and other annoyances at work. Now it's all just chilling and working from home.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Funny how I stopped coming around here the moment I stopped having to deal with my boss and other annoyances at work. Now it's all just chilling and working from home.
I'm watching the Angel Hare thingy on Wendigoon's 2nd channel and I'm having a BLAST. I can't remember the last time I had this parasocial connection with any youtuber. It hits the same as it did back in 2015-2016, when Let's Plays were the rage and you'd get to experience a game along your
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm watching the Angel Hare thingy on Wendigoon's 2nd channel and I'm having a BLAST. I can't remember the last time I had this parasocial connection with any youtuber. It hits the same as it did back in 2015-2016, when Let's Plays were the rage and you'd get to experience a game along your
Today's my last office day for the rest of the year! After this, it's either all home office or straight up vacation. I'm gonna have a blast NOT having my boss around.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today's my last office day for the rest of the year! After this, it's either all home office or straight up vacation. I'm gonna have a blast NOT having my boss around.
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there's still time y'all
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
there's still time y'all
I told my boss months ago that he'd run into trouble down the line for not having his logos on highres, and he shrugged it off arguing that the logos look fine on all the stuff he needed it on.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I told my boss months ago that he'd run into trouble down the line for not having his logos on highres, and he shrugged it off arguing that the logos look fine on all the stuff he needed it on.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
I'll try and get my gf in a more intimate situation soon so we can talk about the sexy stuff, because I know there are tons of asexuality flavors out there, and maaaaaybe she's open to some fun stuff every now and then.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'll try and get my gf in a more intimate situation soon so we can talk about the sexy stuff, because I know there are tons of asexuality flavors out there, and maaaaaybe she's open to some fun stuff every now and then.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
My boss is SHOWING ME HIS STUPID FUCKING REELS ABOUT SOME CATHOLIC DJ. IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR NOW.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My boss is SHOWING ME HIS STUPID FUCKING REELS ABOUT SOME CATHOLIC DJ. IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR NOW.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
"Doomed yuri" is so stupid. Do you also say "wet water"? "Windy wind"? You already said it's yuri, man, don't need to say it twice.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Doomed yuri" is so stupid. Do you also say "wet water"? "Windy wind"? You already said it's yuri, man, don't need to say it twice.
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”