Escai
@escai.bsky.social
ENG/ESP | Vocaloid | Chronic retweeter of art | Overall flustered
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
One thing I respect about my boss is that he isn't overly nice to his clients. "Me being nice to you comes at an extra, and you have a bunch of due payments, so either pay up or suck it up". Like hell heah dude, the client is rarely right.
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
One thing I respect about my boss is that he isn't overly nice to his clients. "Me being nice to you comes at an extra, and you have a bunch of due payments, so either pay up or suck it up". Like hell heah dude, the client is rarely right.
"hey man I need you to clean your desk"
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
"hey man I need you to clean your desk"
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
*starts working on my desk for literally no reason*
At this point I must asume he's being intentionally an asshole. No one can be this stupid. Not with the amount of money he has.
Since Raiden Shogun came out in Genshin, I've been wondering at what point they'd release a character who just wears a skirt and panties. Varesa came really close, and all female designs from there on have been more and more revealing. I thought they'd at least spare Columbina, what with her whole
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Since Raiden Shogun came out in Genshin, I've been wondering at what point they'd release a character who just wears a skirt and panties. Varesa came really close, and all female designs from there on have been more and more revealing. I thought they'd at least spare Columbina, what with her whole
My boss is moving to China.
I...
I need a moment...
I...
I need a moment...
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
My boss is moving to China.
I...
I need a moment...
I...
I need a moment...
Effectively finishing my shift an hour early by not letting my boss know I'm done with what he asked me to do is one of my favorite ways to slack off. He gets what he asked for and I get some peace and quiet. Win-win!
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Effectively finishing my shift an hour early by not letting my boss know I'm done with what he asked me to do is one of my favorite ways to slack off. He gets what he asked for and I get some peace and quiet. Win-win!
Man. Must be depressing to read all my recent posts. It's been hell all December.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Man. Must be depressing to read all my recent posts. It's been hell all December.
Local man comes back from vacation with renewed hatred for his job.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Local man comes back from vacation with renewed hatred for his job.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
In case it's not obvious, I am local man.
We stay losing, baby. Life sucks and I suck but so do you, so we keep balling until the ball deflates and we have no more ball to ball with.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We stay losing, baby. Life sucks and I suck but so do you, so we keep balling until the ball deflates and we have no more ball to ball with.
Love it when my boss' entire feedback for something I'm working on is "I don't like it".
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Love it when my boss' entire feedback for something I'm working on is "I don't like it".
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
You don't like your wife and you're married to her. This doesn't tell me anything, dude.
Lost my pet and my gf right before Christmas. Happy Holidays, fuckass!
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lost my pet and my gf right before Christmas. Happy Holidays, fuckass!
Yeah, daddy's officially single again. No idea what went wrong or why; just "I'm not feeling it" and it's over.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, daddy's officially single again. No idea what went wrong or why; just "I'm not feeling it" and it's over.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I just hope my meltdown happens right away or waits until after the holidays. They're gonna be sad enough as is.
I'm single, sad and with some extra money from not having to buy a christmas gift for my (now ex) gf, in case any pretty ladies wanna take advantage of me.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm single, sad and with some extra money from not having to buy a christmas gift for my (now ex) gf, in case any pretty ladies wanna take advantage of me.
Chat I may have some anger issues. Not the violent kind, but the self-destructive kind.
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Chat I may have some anger issues. Not the violent kind, but the self-destructive kind.
Yeah I think I'm single again, lmao. Right after my first kiss too. That fucking sucks.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah I think I'm single again, lmao. Right after my first kiss too. That fucking sucks.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
I'll have to have a good talk with her pretty soon. If she ever answers, that is.
My gf has been ghosting me ever since we had our first kiss, and one of the very few things she did say to me is that she'll be away for Christmas.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My gf has been ghosting me ever since we had our first kiss, and one of the very few things she did say to me is that she'll be away for Christmas.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
I don't think it's unreasonable to say I don't even want to be in this relationship at this point. I understand being busy but what the fuck.
Today was just not a good day, man.
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Today was just not a good day, man.
I developed a habit of never letting people know when something good happens to me because I find it really awkward to explain days later when I lose the aforementioned good thing. It's really, really sad how I've adapted to having stuff taken from me all the time, to the point I just care about
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I developed a habit of never letting people know when something good happens to me because I find it really awkward to explain days later when I lose the aforementioned good thing. It's really, really sad how I've adapted to having stuff taken from me all the time, to the point I just care about
I really love THE FINALS. It's a great game and it doesn't try to monetize intrusively; it's 100% up to you if you wanna spend on it. It takes itself seriously in the same way Helldivers does: it'll never say that it's all a joke, but it is. You just need a few active brain cells to figure it out.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I really love THE FINALS. It's a great game and it doesn't try to monetize intrusively; it's 100% up to you if you wanna spend on it. It takes itself seriously in the same way Helldivers does: it'll never say that it's all a joke, but it is. You just need a few active brain cells to figure it out.
Man, I dread the workload looming over me for tomorrow. Sure, I can ignore it for most of the day, but if I don't start getting some videos out, my boss is gonna start asking questions. Of course, he won't ask whether or not the material he records is even remotely usable, that's not what I meant.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Man, I dread the workload looming over me for tomorrow. Sure, I can ignore it for most of the day, but if I don't start getting some videos out, my boss is gonna start asking questions. Of course, he won't ask whether or not the material he records is even remotely usable, that's not what I meant.
Not quite true, as I listen mostly to my trusty MP3s, but I guess this does show some songs that I listened to often.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Not quite true, as I listen mostly to my trusty MP3s, but I guess this does show some songs that I listened to often.
Funny how I stopped coming around here the moment I stopped having to deal with my boss and other annoyances at work. Now it's all just chilling and working from home.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Funny how I stopped coming around here the moment I stopped having to deal with my boss and other annoyances at work. Now it's all just chilling and working from home.
I'm watching the Angel Hare thingy on Wendigoon's 2nd channel and I'm having a BLAST. I can't remember the last time I had this parasocial connection with any youtuber. It hits the same as it did back in 2015-2016, when Let's Plays were the rage and you'd get to experience a game along your
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm watching the Angel Hare thingy on Wendigoon's 2nd channel and I'm having a BLAST. I can't remember the last time I had this parasocial connection with any youtuber. It hits the same as it did back in 2015-2016, when Let's Plays were the rage and you'd get to experience a game along your
Today's my last office day for the rest of the year! After this, it's either all home office or straight up vacation. I'm gonna have a blast NOT having my boss around.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today's my last office day for the rest of the year! After this, it's either all home office or straight up vacation. I'm gonna have a blast NOT having my boss around.