Ewan
@esap01.bsky.social
The same unhinged content. Now on a brand new platform. 🧋✨ ☘️🏳️🌈
Guys I think the solution to all this is to go back to Web 1.0
July 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Guys I think the solution to all this is to go back to Web 1.0
applying for academic jobs is gonna be the start of my villain arc i stg
July 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
applying for academic jobs is gonna be the start of my villain arc i stg
The HS2 news really shows how much the UK needs a Department for Infrastructure. An accountable public body that retains a workforce and actually sets its own deliverables up realistically.
June 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The HS2 news really shows how much the UK needs a Department for Infrastructure. An accountable public body that retains a workforce and actually sets its own deliverables up realistically.
Is it uncool to press crossing buttons any more? Do the kids just not want to press crossing buttons nowadays?
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Is it uncool to press crossing buttons any more? Do the kids just not want to press crossing buttons nowadays?
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The law once considered gay people to be criminal, to be deviants, to be mentally ill and a threat to children.
Words on a page, decided by posh people in wigs and silly gowns, are not true simply because some posh people got their interpretation backed by the state. Legal "reality" is not reality.
Words on a page, decided by posh people in wigs and silly gowns, are not true simply because some posh people got their interpretation backed by the state. Legal "reality" is not reality.
April 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The law once considered gay people to be criminal, to be deviants, to be mentally ill and a threat to children.
Words on a page, decided by posh people in wigs and silly gowns, are not true simply because some posh people got their interpretation backed by the state. Legal "reality" is not reality.
Words on a page, decided by posh people in wigs and silly gowns, are not true simply because some posh people got their interpretation backed by the state. Legal "reality" is not reality.
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emails, dear boy, emails
April 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
emails, dear boy, emails
“The clocks have gone forward”
Ok?? Good on them to take the initiative?
Ok?? Good on them to take the initiative?
March 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
“The clocks have gone forward”
Ok?? Good on them to take the initiative?
Ok?? Good on them to take the initiative?
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can't believe St Patrick's Day is on Monday and no-one's asked me to be their Patrick
March 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
can't believe St Patrick's Day is on Monday and no-one's asked me to be their Patrick
See it. Say it. Sorted.
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
See it. Say it. Sorted.
My Old Ass thought that was Angela Rayner on the right for a second
Well, damn. My Old Ass is the best movie I’ve seen in ages. How did I miss it when it came out? If you need a break from the relentless awfulness of everything, watch this movie.
February 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My Old Ass thought that was Angela Rayner on the right for a second
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everyone’s gotten a lil too comfy coughing like this in public….
February 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
everyone’s gotten a lil too comfy coughing like this in public….
Shoutout to the divas (badly) harmonising with pink pony club at the gym x
February 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Shoutout to the divas (badly) harmonising with pink pony club at the gym x
People at the gym who leave their stuff all over the floor like it’s a campsite? 💀 like please, we have empty lockers for a ✨reason✨
February 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
People at the gym who leave their stuff all over the floor like it’s a campsite? 💀 like please, we have empty lockers for a ✨reason✨
Wish my nervous system could distinguish between giving a 10 minute presentation and being hunted for sport 🫠
February 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Wish my nervous system could distinguish between giving a 10 minute presentation and being hunted for sport 🫠
Pink pony club blasting in the gym during leg day? Ok go off! ✨
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pink pony club blasting in the gym during leg day? Ok go off! ✨
Ok blueskeeters, it’s advice time.. Valentine’s Day is coming, how can I tell my gym crush I like him?
January 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ok blueskeeters, it’s advice time.. Valentine’s Day is coming, how can I tell my gym crush I like him?
Bubble tea exploded in my bag, I am ✨this✨ close to crashing out x
January 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Bubble tea exploded in my bag, I am ✨this✨ close to crashing out x
saw my gym crush is in the same running group as me on Strava
January 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
saw my gym crush is in the same running group as me on Strava
People who wear sliders outside all through winter.. do you just want your toes destroyed??!
January 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
People who wear sliders outside all through winter.. do you just want your toes destroyed??!
🍳eggs: no
🥩 steak: no
🥛 milk: evaporated
🍸 alcohol: when the spirits permit
☕️ warm drinks: tepid
🥩 steak: no
🥛 milk: evaporated
🍸 alcohol: when the spirits permit
☕️ warm drinks: tepid
🍳 eggs: poached
🥩 steak: medium-well 🫣
🥛 milk: semi
🍸 alcohol: red wine
☕️ warm drinks: very strong coffee
🥩 steak: medium-well 🫣
🥛 milk: semi
🍸 alcohol: red wine
☕️ warm drinks: very strong coffee
🍳eggs: sunny side up
🥩steak: medium rare
🥛milk: oat (lactose intolerant)
🍸alcohol: beer or Whiskey (preferably Bourbon)
☕️warm drinks: not partial, occasional cuppa
🥩steak: medium rare
🥛milk: oat (lactose intolerant)
🍸alcohol: beer or Whiskey (preferably Bourbon)
☕️warm drinks: not partial, occasional cuppa
January 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
🍳eggs: no
🥩 steak: no
🥛 milk: evaporated
🍸 alcohol: when the spirits permit
☕️ warm drinks: tepid
🥩 steak: no
🥛 milk: evaporated
🍸 alcohol: when the spirits permit
☕️ warm drinks: tepid
Cascada at Bristol Pride 2025? Oh we are eating good next year
December 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Cascada at Bristol Pride 2025? Oh we are eating good next year
Running some interviews this week at work and just asked manager when we need to hold space for them in my calendar
December 16, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Running some interviews this week at work and just asked manager when we need to hold space for them in my calendar