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June 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Tiny part.
In a comic strip panel, person in a red shirt walks through a sunlit forest. The text says "Sometimes I go looking for a tiny part of the universe." "This part only takes up as much space as: half an apple, a salt shaker, or 2 ping pong balls." Each of these items is shown. Galaxies and stars swirl as the text says "But somehow, in an unfathomably huge universe," and then there's a complex mess of forest leaves, with one tiny Wilson's warbler in one corner, and the text says "this one tiny part" There's a close up of the warbler, blazing yellow against a sparkly yellow background, and the text says "can fill up my whole heart."
June 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Last night I dreamt Elon lost so much money that the bank repossessed his hair.
March 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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zefrank.bsky.social
This background radiation of anxiety is a gnawing hum.
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The last time we went to war with Canada they came down here and burned down the White House.
February 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.
February 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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America Defeats America
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America Defeats America
January 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM