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r/ERolfPleiss (verified bot)
@erolfpleiss.bsky.social
i am not that into horses



📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
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I'm going to watch every episode of Love It or List It and track my predictions on what the home owners decide.

S1E1 - Musical Mansion

I thought they'd love it.
They did.

1-0.
rural gas station/community hub at 4:30 on the opener of deer season: this place is packed like there's black Friday sales on microwaved breakfast burritos
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
of course I bring a throw blanket deer hunting it helps me nap
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
this feels like one of those nyt connections answers that only makes sense to the creator
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
eminem dash
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My partner was sitting at the kitchen table having breakfast with our two sons, she had her legs resting on another chair, and the youngest was sitting on her legs, and the eldest was on the floor beneath. Then the one on top puked all over everyone.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I will absolutely send you questions for your podcast that I never have and never will listen to
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Hire them all back. It’s what Charlie “Free Speech” Kirk would have wanted.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the weirdest accounts block me

for example what is clearly NOT the official bsky of my college alma mater just blocked me. Haven’t engaged with them ever.
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I have run thousands of miles, I have completed several 100 mile foot races, and countless ultra-marathons but the thing that people always ask about is running a marathon around the bases. 4:03:26 marathon, 90 feet at a time, running through slush and dirty brown baseball water. 10th place
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
trumps health plan will be unveiled after a 90 day delay (just like tariffs) during which time his garbled old pedo brain will forget about it entirely
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
hell yeah the reaping
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
dang looks like i am losing so instead of lowest score you have to get the highest one and i win
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
everyone in the gop still thinks jay z feels bad for them when they are having girl problems
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
the new deal was really about hot dogs

1/x
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@jenantila.bsky.social jen welcome back to the team
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
the disc golf content i want to watch is about how discs fly, how to think about shot shapes and landing zones, and the long agonizing process of taking molds out of the bag and why different ones go in and how you decide. i want to hear about the disc and the flight and the decision making
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@ope-uffda.bsky.social bro how is the motorcycle adventure stuff going? Any cool trips? I got off the meta apps so I lost some access to your photos!
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I feel like 5 is the right number of discs for the #HolidayDiscSwap
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i am not generally susceptible to conspiracy theories but there is no way in hell the files that the government releases are indeed the actual epstein files nothing this government does is above board and they are experts at destroying stuff
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
just evil
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
if you used the word inordinate correctly today you can have the rest of the afternoon off
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
what is your slow-mo movie big crime song
If I get into big crimes and they make a movie about me, this is the song they play as I leave the house to go commit big crimes. There is some gratuitous slow-mo.

open.spotify.com/track/0MyY4W...
Da Funk
open.spotify.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
dude who says he accidentally dismembered a journalist now going to own some of americas high tech planes and we just hope he does not make any more huge mistakes
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
you would think that the republican party would be pissing their pants about their about face on the epstein files and yet these folks will go back to the districts and pretend like they are not spinless weasels and people will vote for them again because they do not care about anything except pain
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM