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erolfpleiss.bsky.social
r/ERolfPleiss (verified bot)
@erolfpleiss.bsky.social
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i am not that into horses



📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
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erolfpleiss.bsky.social
I feel like 5 is the right number of discs for the #HolidayDiscSwap
Five frisbees to share with a friend Fuck trump
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
The orangest one, goodles, tastes the best. The kids still preferred classic Kraft. Idiots.
Orange and yellow ones, as we came to call them at home, different versions of boxed Mac.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
For no reason at all we’re having a mac & cheese off at lunch.
A box of Kraft mac and cheese next to a box of goodles mac and cheese of the same flavor. Not sit on the stove in front of empty pots. No cooking has taken place. fuck pedo pres
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
An overgrown soccer goal in a field. The sun even shines on the pedo pres’s ass twice a day when he’s on that golden taxpayer funded toilet
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
this definitely passes my inspection
Locking pliers on top of a pipe in the rafters in my garage. pretty sure the pliers control the fridge water shut off and the handle broke. Semi-permanent solution.
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
Still at it
Even more coffee
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
i did six loads of wash today and yall it just aint in me to put it up
Just a big ass like of folded laundry on the messy dining room table. fuck trump and the complicit gop monsters
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
Drinking in the room at Great Wolf in Bloomington. Kids are recovering from 3 hours of maximum waterpark. It is good.
A New Glarus Moon Man beer can in focus. A mediocre hotel room is not of focus in the background. fuck don trump
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
I told him, “You gotta give!”
Calico Cut Pants for toddlers
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
They should make gop leaders try and tell the difference between ice and hamas nl.nytimes.com/f/newsletter...
Hamas fighters lookin’ just like ice MFers
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
Fire, the best.
A fire fire
October 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
This shouldn’t exist. It isn’t good.
Pumpkin coffee cider in a jack-o’-lantern themed can. Tastes like fascism. Fuck trump.
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
Classic antifa
Antifa plants a flag on Iwo Jima.
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
See you tomorrow!
My ibm tech exchange badge. I rule. GOP sucks.
October 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
75 minutes from happy hour #IBMChampion #IBMTechXchange2025
Experts talking about the ripples of time and cycles of technology. Impeach trump and defeat fascism
October 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
This is also Brock Pierce, somehow.
Don't do crypto, kids.
Somehow this is also Brock Pierce. 2016 photo of that rich pirate looking guy from new york dressed like a lehman brothers clone.
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
this is just a picture of two tweets I did where I replied to my rambling with a lazy joke. you can skeet anything you want at alice's restaurant #HT Jim Crikket
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
AI show me the perfect taste test orange, but make it look like I drew it in an old notebook with a Zebra F-301 pen.
A bad drawing of an orange with wings that are.supposed to be torn off for taste testing. Iooks like a dumb apple
September 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
This slaps, kids. @untitledartbev.bsky.social
Beer from Untitled Art. Art by Stephanie Hamen. Beer Very good. Fascists VERY bad.
September 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
really holds a chill. #want
Iced up water in a blue Pepsi cup. Fuck off fascists.
September 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
This is mine.
A blue Pepsi cup. Fuck the fascists.
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
Not me throwing frisbees into a net in the basement. Actually yes. It's a messy basement with a sports net on one edge. I'm holding a red frisbee. Fucking nazis.
September 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
A miller highlife bottle in an SIU Salukis Alumni association coozie from circa 2004, sits next to a Manhattan in a bright yellow Wonderstate Coffee enamel mug; both on the counter directly in front of the sink. Fucking pedo president making war on Chicago is so dumb. Fuck ice. Fuck that
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
Whatever the sexiest thing you can imagine is just moved to second place. Warren Moon in a vikings uniform, pads and all, but no helmet. His velvety beard and steely cold eyes both simultaneously melt your heart and moistens your lips. A full moon rises behind Mr. Moon. You knows he's going to be naughty. Moonshine.
September 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
erolfpleiss.bsky.social
The monarchs are fucking eating this up.
Monarchs eating up my milkweed. Trump fucks kids 1877kars4kids
August 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM