Eris Thorne
@eristhorne.bsky.social
Aspiring Author
Crazy Cat Lady
Elder Millenial Trash
Crazy Cat Lady
Elder Millenial Trash
Actually, now that I think about it, there's a distinct possibility Rosie knows as well.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #teamalastorhasatail
#hazbinhotel #alastor #teamalastorhasatail
My bestie and I decided there are 2-3 people in hell who ACTUALLY know whether or not Alastor has a tail.
1) Niffty: bc she seems to See All.
2) Velvette: bc she pried it out of him after the news story.
3) Husk: BUT only if he does have one bc they were drunk and bitching about tails.
#Alastor
1) Niffty: bc she seems to See All.
2) Velvette: bc she pried it out of him after the news story.
3) Husk: BUT only if he does have one bc they were drunk and bitching about tails.
#Alastor
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Actually, now that I think about it, there's a distinct possibility Rosie knows as well.
#hazbinhotel #alastor #teamalastorhasatail
#hazbinhotel #alastor #teamalastorhasatail
My bestie and I decided there are 2-3 people in hell who ACTUALLY know whether or not Alastor has a tail.
1) Niffty: bc she seems to See All.
2) Velvette: bc she pried it out of him after the news story.
3) Husk: BUT only if he does have one bc they were drunk and bitching about tails.
#Alastor
1) Niffty: bc she seems to See All.
2) Velvette: bc she pried it out of him after the news story.
3) Husk: BUT only if he does have one bc they were drunk and bitching about tails.
#Alastor
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My bestie and I decided there are 2-3 people in hell who ACTUALLY know whether or not Alastor has a tail.
1) Niffty: bc she seems to See All.
2) Velvette: bc she pried it out of him after the news story.
3) Husk: BUT only if he does have one bc they were drunk and bitching about tails.
#Alastor
1) Niffty: bc she seems to See All.
2) Velvette: bc she pried it out of him after the news story.
3) Husk: BUT only if he does have one bc they were drunk and bitching about tails.
#Alastor
Okay, but did they have to make Angel look THAT hot while Vox was electrocuting him?
#hazbinhotel #angeldust #vox
#hazbinhotel #angeldust #vox
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Okay, but did they have to make Angel look THAT hot while Vox was electrocuting him?
#hazbinhotel #angeldust #vox
#hazbinhotel #angeldust #vox
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A comprehensive list of what I’m thankful for this holiday season 😮💨
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Lucifer #radioapple
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Lucifer #radioapple
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A comprehensive list of what I’m thankful for this holiday season 😮💨
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Lucifer #radioapple
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Lucifer #radioapple
So many people asking how Alastor got free of his deal... THINK a little about how royalty and lines of succession work.
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers #spoilers
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers #spoilers
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So many people asking how Alastor got free of his deal... THINK a little about how royalty and lines of succession work.
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers #spoilers
#hazbinhotel #hazbinspoilers #spoilers
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fantastic take from my [platonic] wife
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
fantastic take from my [platonic] wife
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It’s actually crazy just how fat they made his ass this season JESUS CHR- *gunshot*
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s actually crazy just how fat they made his ass this season JESUS CHR- *gunshot*
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Alastor desperately trying to claw his way to the antagonist role and getting dragged back into allyship with the protagonists by his ankles.
"NOOO I AM DARKNESS! I AM TERROR! I CRAVE BLOODSHED AND LUST FOR POWER JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BEAST- UNHAND ME!"
"BUT WE LOVE YOU!"
"DISGUSTING!"
"NOOO I AM DARKNESS! I AM TERROR! I CRAVE BLOODSHED AND LUST FOR POWER JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BEAST- UNHAND ME!"
"BUT WE LOVE YOU!"
"DISGUSTING!"
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Alastor desperately trying to claw his way to the antagonist role and getting dragged back into allyship with the protagonists by his ankles.
"NOOO I AM DARKNESS! I AM TERROR! I CRAVE BLOODSHED AND LUST FOR POWER JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BEAST- UNHAND ME!"
"BUT WE LOVE YOU!"
"DISGUSTING!"
"NOOO I AM DARKNESS! I AM TERROR! I CRAVE BLOODSHED AND LUST FOR POWER JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BEAST- UNHAND ME!"
"BUT WE LOVE YOU!"
"DISGUSTING!"
I keep thinking about Vox calling Al his "bottomest bitch".
We saw the flashback, too, Vincent. Don't pretend you wouldn't be face down ass up the moment Alastor said the word 'go'.
#hazbinhotel #vox #radiostatic #notmyotp
We saw the flashback, too, Vincent. Don't pretend you wouldn't be face down ass up the moment Alastor said the word 'go'.
#hazbinhotel #vox #radiostatic #notmyotp
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I keep thinking about Vox calling Al his "bottomest bitch".
We saw the flashback, too, Vincent. Don't pretend you wouldn't be face down ass up the moment Alastor said the word 'go'.
#hazbinhotel #vox #radiostatic #notmyotp
We saw the flashback, too, Vincent. Don't pretend you wouldn't be face down ass up the moment Alastor said the word 'go'.
#hazbinhotel #vox #radiostatic #notmyotp
I've seen some ppl be like SPAIN/MEXICO ISN'T AN ISLAND! Okay, somewhat in Vox's defense here. Val is probably of Puerto Rican descent. The Spanish he's speaking sounds like Puerto Rican dialect (though I'm no expert)... which IS an island. I mean, Vox is still a piece of shit tho... #hazbinhotel
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I've seen some ppl be like SPAIN/MEXICO ISN'T AN ISLAND! Okay, somewhat in Vox's defense here. Val is probably of Puerto Rican descent. The Spanish he's speaking sounds like Puerto Rican dialect (though I'm no expert)... which IS an island. I mean, Vox is still a piece of shit tho... #hazbinhotel
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November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I honestly love how feral (the not crazy portion of) the Hazbin Hotel fandom is right now. We're not okay in a good way.
#hazbinhotel #alastorishavingablast #luciferscake
#hazbinhotel #alastorishavingablast #luciferscake
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I honestly love how feral (the not crazy portion of) the Hazbin Hotel fandom is right now. We're not okay in a good way.
#hazbinhotel #alastorishavingablast #luciferscake
#hazbinhotel #alastorishavingablast #luciferscake
Rewatching Hellsing.
Alucard has arms so long his knuckles practically drag the ground. Magic Length Changing Hair. Takes fashion tips from Carmen San Diego. Has a grin that makes The Joker envious. And went to the Vash the Stampede School of Gun Safety and Buffoonery.
Why is he so hot?
#hellsing
Alucard has arms so long his knuckles practically drag the ground. Magic Length Changing Hair. Takes fashion tips from Carmen San Diego. Has a grin that makes The Joker envious. And went to the Vash the Stampede School of Gun Safety and Buffoonery.
Why is he so hot?
#hellsing
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Rewatching Hellsing.
Alucard has arms so long his knuckles practically drag the ground. Magic Length Changing Hair. Takes fashion tips from Carmen San Diego. Has a grin that makes The Joker envious. And went to the Vash the Stampede School of Gun Safety and Buffoonery.
Why is he so hot?
#hellsing
Alucard has arms so long his knuckles practically drag the ground. Magic Length Changing Hair. Takes fashion tips from Carmen San Diego. Has a grin that makes The Joker envious. And went to the Vash the Stampede School of Gun Safety and Buffoonery.
Why is he so hot?
#hellsing
I just realized that MOST of the people and/or tags I follow all have something to do with the Hellaverse, Critrole, VtM, Jayvik, and teratophilia.
That probably says all you need to know about me.
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #criticalrole #vtm #monstersarehot #jayvik
That probably says all you need to know about me.
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #criticalrole #vtm #monstersarehot #jayvik
September 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I just realized that MOST of the people and/or tags I follow all have something to do with the Hellaverse, Critrole, VtM, Jayvik, and teratophilia.
That probably says all you need to know about me.
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #criticalrole #vtm #monstersarehot #jayvik
That probably says all you need to know about me.
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #criticalrole #vtm #monstersarehot #jayvik
Yeah, no, that tracks.
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yeah, no, that tracks.
As the only female(ish) person in my Discord D&D campaign, I sometimes forget The Boys don't know about things like chrome nail powder. Then I have to explain what that is after they ask WHY I'm complaining about being covered in holo craft herpes. But my nails look amazing. 💅 #nails #idomyown #D&D
September 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
I've spent 10+ years coming up with plots and characters, and trying to write even one book. Some ideas are older than others, of course, but one thing remains the same. A blank document.
Until now.
I just finished chapter five of my first draft.
#author #urbanfantasy #wishmeluck
Until now.
I just finished chapter five of my first draft.
#author #urbanfantasy #wishmeluck
August 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've spent 10+ years coming up with plots and characters, and trying to write even one book. Some ideas are older than others, of course, but one thing remains the same. A blank document.
Until now.
I just finished chapter five of my first draft.
#author #urbanfantasy #wishmeluck
Until now.
I just finished chapter five of my first draft.
#author #urbanfantasy #wishmeluck
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Donald Trump is a clown and anyone who supports him is a clown. This country is a fucking clown show.
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Donald Trump is a clown and anyone who supports him is a clown. This country is a fucking clown show.
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LOL literally me all the time
February 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
LOL literally me all the time
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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
My roommate and I got drunk on Thanksgiving and decorated the “tree”. We have prefered to use Hank the Wonder Moose (we know he’s an elk) as our tree ever since we got him.
#christmas #taxidermy #trophy #drunkdecorating #mehsinging #parody
#christmas #taxidermy #trophy #drunkdecorating #mehsinging #parody
December 1, 2024 at 9:48 AM
My roommate and I got drunk on Thanksgiving and decorated the “tree”. We have prefered to use Hank the Wonder Moose (we know he’s an elk) as our tree ever since we got him.
#christmas #taxidermy #trophy #drunkdecorating #mehsinging #parody
#christmas #taxidermy #trophy #drunkdecorating #mehsinging #parody
It is insane how big a choke hold the Hellaverse has on my autism.
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #hellaverse
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #hellaverse
November 30, 2024 at 11:28 AM
It is insane how big a choke hold the Hellaverse has on my autism.
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #hellaverse
#helluvaboss #hazbinhotel #hellaverse