Dr. Pepper can cure any and all ailments. The only medical professional I trust 🫡

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

The Cryptkeeper would’ve been the best shitposter I just know it

Taking bets on which family member says “it sounds like a war zone outside” first

Damn old YouTube is so cursed like they’re all either outed as a monster or have cancer like what is going ON with them

The desire to be informed vs. the desire to throw my phone into a lake and never communicate with another human again

Maybe if more people watched the new Indy how Harrison Ford intended (stoned out of your gourd) y’all would’ve had just as much fun as I did

How is anyone supposed to watch Twitter implode in real time with this rate limit ?? It’s like hearing about the fall of Rome while on a completely different continent

Hey howdy hey 🤠 We made it bitches