You can eat sushi for all three meals a day if you have a pure heart like me
August 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You can eat sushi for all three meals a day if you have a pure heart like me
So healing to cry into my partner knowing I don’t ever have to see my ex again
August 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So healing to cry into my partner knowing I don’t ever have to see my ex again
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Cash-Strapped Couple Forced To Share Bed https://theonion.com/cash-strapped-couple-forced-to-share-bed-1845014092/
August 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Cash-Strapped Couple Forced To Share Bed https://theonion.com/cash-strapped-couple-forced-to-share-bed-1845014092/
I love when my partner tells me an interesting fact and I have to hold myself back from kissing their face off
August 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I love when my partner tells me an interesting fact and I have to hold myself back from kissing their face off
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Disgusted God Puts Giant Overturned Glass Atop Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Disgusted God Puts Giant Overturned Glass Atop Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
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to be silly is to be free
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
to be silly is to be free
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Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules theonion.com/supreme...
August 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules theonion.com/supreme...
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massages from chickens
August 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
massages from chickens
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capys can have a little apple if they've been good
August 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
capys can have a little apple if they've been good
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Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretend Not To See Each Other While Out Naked Paddleboarding theonion.com/katy-pe...
Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretend Not To See Each Other While Out Naked Paddleboarding
CAGLIARI, ITALY—Groaning as they both realized the other unclothed person on the water was indeed their ex, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom reportedly pretended not to see each other Monday when they inadvertently crossed paths while naked paddleboarding off the coast of Sardinia. “Oh no, you’ve got to be kidding me—what the hell is he […]
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August 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretend Not To See Each Other While Out Naked Paddleboarding theonion.com/katy-pe...
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
Moved my clothes at work and got brief smell of my partner and now I’m sad and want them :(
July 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Moved my clothes at work and got brief smell of my partner and now I’m sad and want them :(
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Study Finds Refreshingly Low Amount Of Shovel Violence theonion.com/study-f...
July 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Study Finds Refreshingly Low Amount Of Shovel Violence theonion.com/study-f...
Had 4 days with my partner and now we’re apart :(
July 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Had 4 days with my partner and now we’re apart :(
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bbno$ the album drops october
July 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
bbno$ the album drops october
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July 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Just saw this font and immediately knew what I have to do
July 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just saw this font and immediately knew what I have to do
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Pathologic dialogue
Well this sure as hell isn’t incriminating! Nothing to see here.
July 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Pathologic dialogue
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me after wringing out one more artfight before i pathologic exhaustion meter collapse into bed
July 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
me after wringing out one more artfight before i pathologic exhaustion meter collapse into bed
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reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?