This was just sitting there, guys

please, no, my tribal-tattooed inner child craves the torque

long may he reign, and may we see his light return to the mid-atlantic.

none have the courage of heart to assume the mantle of Schlotzsky's

Looks like a made-for-brakes union fitting, but a solid line would be a lot safer 😬

“I got soul but I’m not a soldier” is objectively maybe the worst lyric in any song in history and simultaneously the single best thing anyone has ever written including Shakespeare

If not for the mid-engine-esque rear bodywork, I'd guess a 2nd gen Audi TT test mule? 2007 may be too late for that?

Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.

yup, when I was like 8 I learned what jerking off was from that part in Cujo where the adulterous tennis guy breaks in and yanks one out on the parents bed as revenge

Just caper one time for me, my man